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Pecan V Walnut

Which one is the most nutritious to snack on ?
08:08 Thu 24th May 20186 answers, last by anthro-nerd 10:31 Thu 24th May 2018
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Comparisons

I was enjoying a cup of coffee in a garden centre cafeteria, when I overheard two senior women chatting at the next table. First woman "My Bert reminds me of a lawn mower." Second woman "Oh yeah,...
09:18 Wed 23rd May 20186 answers, last by marval 18:23 Wed 23rd May 2018
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Indian Restaurant

I went to a fancy Indian restaurant the other night. They had toucan tikka masala on the menu, it tasted a lot like chicken but the bill was enormous...
20:29 Sun 20th May 20182 answers, last by marval 23:17 Sun 20th May 2018
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Woodpecker Attack

I was talking to a neighbor in my garden, when all of a sudden, a greater spotted woodpecker flew right into his face, stopping just a few inches from his face before flying off again. It seemed to me...
20:16 Thu 17th May 20185 answers, last by snowshoe1 20:18 Sun 20th May 2018
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Tawny Owl In Broad Daylight

I saw the owl fly through my garden a couple of times throughout te day; Is this behavior unusual. What might be the reason ?...
20:15 Wed 16th May 20183 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:47 Thu 17th May 2018
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Old Habbit

I used to have a soap addiction. but its okay, I'm clean now!...
12:21 Sat 12th May 201811 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:06 Sat 12th May 2018
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Bbq Burgers

To make sure they are thoroughly cooked, is it a good idea to partially microwave them first ?. If so how long for ?. TIA.....
17:13 Sun 06th May 201817 answers, last by ethandron 16:49 Mon 07th May 2018
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Daft One1

Q, What do you call a man with a rubber toe ?. - A, Roberto....
07:48 Sun 06th May 20186 answers, last by DTCwordfan 11:53 Sun 06th May 2018
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To Coin A Phrase...

"Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes" after that, who cares ? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes !...
19:46 Sat 05th May 2018
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Sweet Corn

A corn cob walks into a bar and sees another cob sitting alone at the bar, so he go's over and says: "Hey babe do you come 'ear often ?"...
19:40 Thu 03rd May 20189 answers, last by tonyav 21:37 Thu 03rd May 2018
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World Naked Gardening Day

With 'the world naked gardening day', coming up at this weekend, the BBC have been inundated by viewers of gardeners world, asking..... Will Monty Don, be doing the full monty, to mark the event ?...
18:07 Tue 01st May 201817 answers, last by murraymints 20:32 Tue 01st May 2018
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Cordless Vacume Cleaners

They seem to be all the rage at the moment but how do they really compare with the corded ones ? If you have one, would you go back and which brand is best ?...
08:23 Tue 01st May 201819 answers, last by Eleena 17:18 Wed 02nd May 2018
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Come Again ?

Q, What do you call a bee that doesn't enunciate its words clearly ?. A, A bumble bee....
12:35 Sat 28th Apr 20184 answers, last by Quoi 13:24 Sat 28th Apr 2018
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Food Ya

A, What do you call a bogus noodle ? Q, An impasta....
16:48 Thu 26th Apr 20183 answers, last by Patsy33 17:34 Thu 26th Apr 2018
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Slow Action By The Big Boys1

It don't seem so long ago, that chocolate bars, like mars, milky way and many others, all had paper wrappers. It just beats me, why can't they revert back to the old environmentally friendly...
11:53 Thu 26th Apr 20187 answers, last by spathiphyllum 12:11 Thu 26th Apr 2018
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Careful What You Wish For

Bobs lawn mower had finally given up the ghost. His wife Mavis kept dropping big hints about getting the mower fixed before the grass gets too out of hand, but Bob just kept on making excuses and...
11:45 Tue 24th Apr 20187 answers, last by marval 18:01 Tue 24th Apr 2018
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One Night Stand

The physics teacher dumped the chemistry teacher after only their first date. There wasn't much chemistry going on....
18:09 Sat 21st Apr 20187 answers, last by Toorak 19:07 Sat 21st Apr 2018
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Butterflies

Butter flies seem more plentiful (in my garden at least) during this resent hot sunny spell. Hopefully we might see an upsurge in some species that have been in decline in recent rears. Already, this...
12:09 Fri 20th Apr 20188 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:06 Fri 20th Apr 2018
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Aa Man

I saw an AA man, sat at the traffic lights, in his van, absolutely crying his heart out!. I thought to myself, he must be heading for a breakdown....
08:53 Fri 20th Apr 20183 answers, last by Patsy33 12:04 Fri 20th Apr 2018
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Soooo Hot!

I got up this morning and it was so hot, I decided to wear shorts for the first time this year. A bit later on, I called round to my next door neighbor, to see if he was coping alright, in the heat....
12:00 Thu 19th Apr 20185 answers, last by Patsy33 12:57 Thu 19th Apr 2018

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