I always keep my bird feeders well topped up but this morning, I didn't see a single bird!
The last few days they were out in force, I just hope they survive. Its about -4c at the moment....
This morning, I had to overtake a lorry and wave him down.
I shouted to him "you're losing your load mate!
He wasn't happy and shouted back "I'm gritting, you idiot!!...
A drunken man walks into a police station and demands to see the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'l get your chance when the case go's to court" the desk Sargent says. "No...
A young man, out on his first date with his new girl friend had booked a table at a local gastro-pub. When their food arrived, the young man asked the waitress "where are the condiments ?" The...
A mother is waking her son: : "Tyler wake up, you have to go to school." "Aw mum, just a bit more sleep please." "No you really have to get up right now." "But I hate school. The children are nasty to...
As I entered the living room, in my shiny new suit, to show it off. I heard my wife say "wow you're a vision!" I replied "oh its just a little something that I threw on". "No not you" she said...
Who has the responsibility for the replacement of the exterior, wall mounted (broken) gas meter cabinets.
The service provider, tenant, landlord or property owner ?...
I was mortified when I saw the driver of the refuse collection truck reverse right into my garden gate.
I decided not to say anything about his poor driving just in case he took a fence!...
An articulated lorry shed its load of onions, all over the M1 motorway earlier today.
Police have advised motorists to find a hard shoulder to cry on...
A cowboy rides into an old wild west town and shoots dead an artist.
The Sheriff asks him "why on earth did you do that ?"
The cowboy says "I thought he was gonna draw"...
I walked into a shop and noticed all the staff were standing around in a huddle chatting. To try to get some attention, I raised my voice a little and said "will somebody please sell me a kettle!" To...