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Breakfast

I once worked as a waiter in a trendy cafe and served Salvador Dali with breakfast. When I went to clear the table, after he had finished, I Asked him if he had enjoyed his breakfast, to which he...
20:01 Tue 17th Apr 20183 answers, last by Georgiesmum 09:04 Thu 19th Apr 2018
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Colour Change - Honesty

I've been growing honesty plans (they don;t need much help) and this year, they have nearly all come up white, instead of the usually predominately purple colours. I just wondered if anyone else, has...
12:45 Sat 14th Apr 20188 answers, last by spathiphyllum 16:03 Mon 16th Apr 2018
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Egg Head

A man walks into a bar with a fried egg on his head. - Barman; "why have you got a fried egg on your head ?" - Man: because, if it was a boiled egg, it would have rolled off."...
09:37 Thu 12th Apr 201823 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:49 Thu 12th Apr 2018
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Shiver Me Timbers!

Scientists and marine biologists were called in, to investigate the Mary Rose when it began to tremble. Their results concluded that it was a nervous wreck....
10:59 Tue 10th Apr 201814 answers, last by marval 17:31 Tue 10th Apr 2018
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Dutchman's Breeches

I have just one Dicentra plant, which I wish to increase, so I'm wondering, should I propagate by seed or division. Anyone had any luck with it ?...
11:33 Mon 09th Apr 20186 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:43 Tue 24th Apr 2018
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Court Room

A man was in court, charged with parking in a restricted area. The judge asked him, if he had anything to say in his defense. The man turned to the judge and said "yes your honor, they should stop...
10:09 Mon 09th Apr 20182 answers, last by marval 15:57 Mon 09th Apr 2018
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Sperm Whale Killed By Plastic Waste

I was sickened to read, today that a young sperm whale, was washed up on a Spanish beach and was found to have 64lb's of plastic waste in its gut. The rubbish was laid out on the beach and appeared to...
21:05 Sat 07th Apr 201813 answers, last by hereIam 14:32 Tue 10th Apr 2018
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Pointless Packaging!

Here's just one scenario where the retailers think we are all idiots: You go into a supermarket and buy a sausage roll from the fresh baked pies section. Just in case you forget what you've just...
18:57 Fri 06th Apr 201813 answers, last by RobNorth 00:30 Sat 07th Apr 2018
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Lesser Celandine

Anyone know of a good garden variety with good size flowers or attractive leaf colour ?. I'm thinking of planting some in my wildlife garden. I've seen some good swathes of it this year, in the wild,...
17:53 Thu 05th Apr 201819 answers, last by Palustris 11:54 Fri 06th Apr 2018
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Red Panda

I saw this beautiful creature on a program about Everest, on Chanel 5 last night. Would I be right, in thinking that it is more closely related to the raccoon ?...
11:05 Wed 04th Apr 20187 answers, last by Flonska 12:44 Sat 07th Apr 2018
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Witchetty Grub

In a survival situation, how hungry would you have to be before eating this bush tucker ?
18:57 Tue 03rd Apr 201811 answers, last by ferlew 23:54 Tue 03rd Apr 2018
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Golf Course

I took a walk through the golf course this morning and couldn't figure why this golf ball was getting larger. ... ... Then it hit me!...
09:46 Tue 03rd Apr 201810 answers, last by Voltage 11:55 Tue 03rd Apr 2018
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New Trousers

I got some new trousers, made out of spider silk. They look great but the trouble, is the flies keep getting stuck!...
09:57 Sun 01st Apr 20186 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:18 Sun 01st Apr 2018
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My First Butterfly

Saw a brimstone butterfly, flutterby today. The first this spring, for me! just thought I'd share that with fellow fans....
18:41 Mon 26th Mar 201811 answers, last by hereIam 14:37 Tue 27th Mar 2018
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Legal & General Add

Who is the singer and band in the add. The front man wears a tartan suit and appears to be in a punk band from the 70s...
10:10 Fri 23rd Mar 20185 answers, last by Hopkirk 21:03 Fri 23rd Mar 2018
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Who You Kidding!

While I was in Egypt, I saw some guy making a boat out of nothing more than a bunch of reeds and some string. I said "surely, you can't expect that thing to float, do you ?" He was adamant that it...
12:11 Mon 19th Mar 20188 answers, last by bookbinder 17:59 Mon 19th Mar 2018
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Meal Worms

I bought a bag of dried meal worms for the ground feeding and insectivorous wild birds that come into my garden but I was disappointed by the birds lack of interest in them, even though its been...
12:25 Sun 18th Mar 20188 answers, last by Chaffinch 22:32 Sun 18th Mar 2018
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Black Stone Cherry

Anyone hear them BBC radio 2 studio today ?. What a blast of fresh air!!....Fantastic fusion of all the stuff I like....
13:34 Sun 04th Mar 2018
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At The Zoo

I was looking at the big cats enclosure, when a snow leopard said to a jaguar "don't tell me any more jokes or I'll puma pants"...
11:38 Fri 02nd Mar 20183 answers, last by Togo 14:06 Sat 03rd Mar 2018
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Snow People

I heard one snowman say to another "can you smell carrots?" The other replied "I duno, I got enough trouble with these lumps of coal in my bloody eyes"...
17:37 Thu 01st Mar 20185 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:41 Thu 01st Mar 2018

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