Ha Hardware

[Chipchopper]

I walked into a shop and noticed all the staff were standing around in a huddle chatting.
To try to get some attention, I raised my voice a little and said "will somebody please sell me a kettle!"
To which came the swift reply "Kenwood".
Feeling exasperated, I said "ok who of you is Ken!"

[Voltage]

i would have asked to see the manager russell hobbs and let off some steam!!

[Garaman]

You should have tried whistling!

[Chipchopper]

They sent some Irish guy to serve me eventually........Murphy Richards, I think.

[Khandro]

I'll bet you were boiling.

[Chipchopper]

It took a while to simmer down, for sure!

[Georgiesmum]

You need to see Polly!