Traffic Report

[Chipchopper]

An articulated lorry shed its load of onions, all over the M1 motorway earlier today.
Police have advised motorists to find a hard shoulder to cry on

[sunny-dave]

OK - that's shallot - move along please ...

[Togo]

Two ships carrying paint have collided in the Channel. One carrying red paint and the other carrying blue. The crews are reported to be marooned.

[Voltage]

A lorry had it's load of replacement toilet seats for the local police station stolen..police have nothing to go on!

[Patsy33]

I heard motorway was streaming...

[Garaman]

Someone bhajing no doubt.