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Who Built The Ark ?....

I've Noah idea.
11:24 Wed 06th Feb 20191 answer, last by spathiphyllum 11:25 Wed 06th Feb 2019
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At The Doctors...

A guy go's to his Doctor and says: Dr Dr, you've gotta help me, I have this terrible blinking in my right eye!" Doctor: " Ah come on now, it don't look so bad". Guy: "Doc, you don't understand, every...
12:28 Tue 05th Feb 20192 answers, last by Patsy33 14:47 Tue 05th Feb 2019
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Time To Get My Coat.

I was in a shop the other day, when the shopkeeper came over to me and said: "can I help you sir ?". I said "Yes I'm looking for a new watch. "Analogue ?" He replied. Me: "No, just the watch please"...
11:46 Sun 03rd Feb 20195 answers, last by Cloverjo 00:14 Mon 04th Feb 2019
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All Covered In Snow!

After a heavy fall of overnight snow, I fumbled around in my pockets to find something to scrape the snow from my car windscreen. In desperation, I used my store discount savers card. Trouble was, it...
10:53 Fri 01st Feb 20196 answers, last by zebo 13:29 Fri 01st Feb 2019
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Cold Weather Bird Feeding Extras

I, like many, have been putting out extra food supplements for our feathered friends. Should apples be cut up or not, as it seems they are more interested in getting to the core to eat the pips ?. TIA...
10:42 Thu 31st Jan 201912 answers, last by murraymints 10:21 Mon 04th Feb 2019
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Mc Gregors Cake Shop

A Scotsman walks into high street bakery and asks the sales assistant: "is that a custard tart on the shelf or a meringue ?" ,as he points to the the cakes on the shelf display. Sales assistant: "No...
11:27 Wed 30th Jan 20198 answers, last by marval 22:25 Fri 01st Feb 2019
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In The Cake Shop...

A man walks into a cake shop and asks: How much is the smaller of those two small cakes, you have there ?" That'l be £2:50 for the Victoria sponge. "What about the larger cake, beside it" That'l be...
11:02 Mon 28th Jan 20199 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:33 Mon 28th Jan 2019
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Old....very Old

The fossilized remains of a stone age man were found in a lake at the bottom of a steep escarpment. Scientists believe , he tripped and fell into the frozen lake while hunting deer and concluded "he...
18:16 Wed 16th Jan 20194 answers, last by DTCwordfan 22:05 Wed 16th Jan 2019
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Vehicle Tax

If road tax is due to expire at the end of the month, how soon can it be renewed to follow on the first of the following month, without losing out ? TIA....
12:24 Wed 09th Jan 20194 answers, last by Rockrose 12:58 Wed 09th Jan 2019
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Chia Seeds

these small seeds seemed to make a sudden appearance (at least to my eyes) to the supermarket shelves. Anyone tried them and experienced the claimed health benefits ? TIA....
21:15 Sat 05th Jan 20191 answer, last by Buenchico 22:27 Sat 05th Jan 2019
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China's Moon Landing

When will the latest pictures of China's moon landing, on the unseen side of the of the moon be available to see ?
14:07 Thu 03rd Jan 201919 answers, last by Togo 17:59 Sat 05th Jan 2019
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Eating Sensibly

I've made up my mind to start eating more healthily this year. My first step will be to eat all the junk food from the from the fridge and the freezer, so its not there to tempt me any more...
12:55 Wed 02nd Jan 20193 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:45 Wed 02nd Jan 2019
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Christmas Tree Tea

Spruce and pine are fine for making for making a warming brew but what other conifer foliage can be used for making tea ?. I'm aware that yew is poisonous....
20:20 Fri 28th Dec 20183 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:46 Fri 28th Dec 2018
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A Cheesy One

Why was the cheese monger walk awkwardly behind the counter ?. He only had one Stilton....
12:53 Fri 28th Dec 20184 answers, last by Capeman 18:01 Fri 28th Dec 2018
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Hey...cut That Out

A snowman was seen refiling through a large crate of carrots in the fruit and veg department of a local supermarket. The store manager spots him and says "Hey don't handle the food unless you're going...
18:45 Thu 27th Dec 20185 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:00 Fri 28th Dec 2018
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Whaling In Japan

What will make them think again about about bringing this back ?
11:07 Wed 26th Dec 20185 answers, last by ChillDoubt 13:35 Wed 26th Dec 2018
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Why Ho Why...

Why does Santa use reindeer to pull his sleigh and not pigs ?. Because, when pigs fly, everything that wasn't supposed to happen... dose...
10:49 Fri 14th Dec 2018
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Is It A Nationwide Problem ?

Many supermarkets have recycling facilities outside, for shoppers to deposit unwanted items. I find it so sad to see the metal containers forced open and ransacked by people, who invariably leave the...
19:52 Thu 13th Dec 201811 answers, last by ummmm 21:50 Thu 13th Dec 2018
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Farewell

A track from the Rod Stewart album 'farewell'(blood red roses) Rod sings a song about an old, now departed friend. What I would like to know is, who was is old best Pal ?...
13:07 Wed 05th Dec 20183 answers, last by Mamyalynne 11:30 Thu 06th Dec 2018
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Candy Canes

What is the origin behind this red and white confection at Christmas time and do red spiraling stripes have any significance ?
21:06 Sat 01st Dec 20187 answers, last by spathiphyllum 22:09 Sat 01st Dec 2018

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