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Trouble Sleeping

I told my doctor, I've been having trouble getting off to sleep at night. . . He said: "Move over to the edge of the bed and you should soon drop off"...
21:33 Wed 23rd Aug 20174 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 06:26 Thu 24th Aug 2017
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Family Tree

I decided to do some research into my ancestry, expecting perhaps to find a Vicing connection but alas, found no evidence. Cant understand it really, several people have said that I have the face of...
12:23 Tue 22nd Aug 20174 answers, last by Garaman 14:12 Tue 22nd Aug 2017
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Whats That ?

A local man walks into a Glasgow bakery, points at the glass display cabinet and says to the shopkeeper: "Is that a custard tart or a meringue ?" The shop keeper turns to the customer and replies "No,...
23:00 Mon 21st Aug 20179 answers, last by Hopkirk 00:05 Tue 22nd Aug 2017
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Madness Beer

After hearing about it, I thought I'd like to give it a try. If you have tried any of the range, whats your opinion ?. Secondly where is it available to buy in bottles ?...
09:47 Fri 18th Aug 20175 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:36 Fri 18th Aug 2017
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Traffic News

A lorry load of eggs from Holland which, was suspected to be contaminated by pesticides was pulled over by police on the motorway earlier today. Officers instructed the driver to leave the motorway at...
20:52 Tue 15th Aug 201715 answers, last by Patsy33 23:26 Tue 15th Aug 2017
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A Web Of Intrigue

I was chilling out in the garden yesterday evening, when I saw a honey bee accidentally fly into a spiders web. The spider, which was just a tad smaller than the bee, took one look at what was in its...
19:35 Mon 14th Aug 20174 answers, last by Gizmonster 22:02 Mon 14th Aug 2017
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Bit Cheesy

Q, How do you coax a bear out of the woods ? A, Leave a trail of cheese and then shout Camembert!...
12:16 Mon 14th Aug 201710 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:35 Mon 14th Aug 2017
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Performance Power Tools

Hi, I have a 300 w bandsaw model n0 pp230bds which needs a replacement drive belt. I phoned the number in the manual but the number was not recognised. So, does anybody know where I can order spare...
17:39 Sun 13th Aug 20171 answer, last by Old_Geezer 17:49 Sun 13th Aug 2017
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Body Language

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows far too high. For some reason, she looked surprised....
12:40 Sun 13th Aug 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 13:16 Sun 13th Aug 2017
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Meteor Shower

When is the best time and place to view it tonight, in the UK ?
21:08 Sat 12th Aug 20175 answers, last by malagabob 07:55 Sun 13th Aug 2017
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Rip Glen Campbell

Sadly passed. Among my favorites was 'Wichita lineman' a unique song....
09:02 Wed 09th Aug 20176 answers, last by HansUrbancka 16:34 Wed 09th Aug 2017
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Kitchen Desaster

Another meal ruined!. The cooking instructions said: "Place the product on a middle shelf and heat for 20-25 minutes at 120 degrees". When I went to take the casserole out 20 minutes later it had all...
23:02 Sun 06th Aug 2017
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P E

I was never much good at sports at high school. I think the nearest I got to achieving anything was getting athletes foot....
18:57 Wed 02nd Aug 20174 answers, last by Patsy33 10:24 Thu 03rd Aug 2017
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Lost Without Them

The west Yorkshire constabulary have had all their sat navs stolen after thieves acting as repair men entered the station yesterday. A police spokes person has stated that they are searching for leeds...
18:36 Wed 02nd Aug 2017
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Induction Hobs ?

What type of cookware is suitable for induction cooking and what should one look out for ?
19:39 Tue 01st Aug 201710 answers, last by EcclesCake 20:20 Tue 01st Aug 2017
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Fish Song

If you walk down to the river, one fine night when the moon is full and the stars shine bright, you may hear the fish singing like a heavenly choir. The song ?......salmon chanted evening....
20:39 Sat 29th Jul 201720 answers, last by Togo 11:16 Sun 30th Jul 2017
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Metal Detectorists

There was a new guy down at the metal detectorists club, he had a brand new state of the art, all singing all dancing metal detector that cost him an arm and a leg. On his first field trip, he was...
18:42 Fri 28th Jul 20171 answer, last by marval 23:35 Fri 28th Jul 2017
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Garden Tiger Moth

Wow!......Caught sight of one of these beautiful moths on my lawn this morning. When it was in flight, the fore wings were the most vivid scarlet I'd ever seen, they seemed to glow in the morning sun,...
17:41 Thu 27th Jul 20179 answers, last by Patsy33 17:22 Sun 30th Jul 2017
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I Have...

discovered the secret of how to make myself look younger. I just follow older folks around and stand next to them....
20:24 Sat 22nd Jul 2017
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Wash Day Friends

While I was unpegging the clothes from the line, I heard the socks whisper to the pants: "you're cute, I've really enjoyed hanging out with you"...
20:18 Sat 22nd Jul 2017

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