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Sticky Problem

I saw several birds this morning that seemed to be stuck to the branches of a tree. bit odd, I though?? I think they were velcrows......
20:29 Thu 09th Mar 2017
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Today....

I couldn't be bothered to cook lunch, so instead I ended up scoffing a whole packet of jaffa cakes. Do you think I'm snacksident prone ?...
19:02 Sat 04th Mar 20177 answers, last by percy1946 00:08 Sun 05th Mar 2017
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The Butt Of Jokes

Two old folks sitting on a bench, one turns to the other and says "I think my butts fallen to sleep". The other replies "Yup heard it snore a couple of times"...
21:06 Thu 02nd Mar 20173 answers, last by Shaglene 10:48 Fri 03rd Mar 2017
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Stormy Thursday

Thousands of people accross the UK have decided not to venture out and take a day off from work. They're calling it a Doris Day....
11:26 Thu 23rd Feb 20174 answers, last by Chipchopper 13:52 Thu 23rd Feb 2017
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At The Supermarket..

I said to the lady behind the cheese counter "whats the best cheese for dipping my tortilla chips in ?" "That's nacho's" came the sharp reply. Ok I said "I'll get some salsa, if that's your attitude"....
17:58 Sat 11th Feb 201739 answers, last by jno 20:14 Sun 12th Feb 2017
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Eggstrordinary

While I was chopping logs in the back yard, a hen came along and laid an egg on my axe, cheeky thing. She wanted to hatchet....
19:45 Thu 09th Feb 20175 answers, last by Patsy33 21:14 Thu 09th Feb 2017
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What Did The Grape Say After The ....

elephant sat on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little whine!...
12:21 Thu 09th Feb 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 15:57 Thu 09th Feb 2017
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Where Did He Go ?

Two Polish workers are hired to paint wood preserver on a garden fence. The older of the two men was short, fat and balding and was in charge of the job in hand. The latter was a tall thin, younger...
11:27 Thu 09th Feb 20172 answers, last by marval 19:21 Thu 09th Feb 2017
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Earworm-Who Was The Artist ?

I had some trouble trying to get off to sleep last night, due to a song going round and round in my head and just couldn't remember the singer of the song. The main words I remember was: "I look...
10:51 Mon 06th Feb 20174 answers, last by Chipchopper 13:56 Mon 06th Feb 2017
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Continuing With The Veg Theme -

What did Sean Connery say when he bought onions at the green grocers ? - - - Thanks shallot...
10:48 Sun 05th Feb 20171 answer, last by marval 15:55 Sun 05th Feb 2017
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A Ray Of Hope - Bulbulous!

Just seen the first snowdrops to appear in my garden. Some lungwort beginning to flower too....
12:14 Fri 03rd Feb 20176 answers, last by roopower 10:20 Sat 04th Feb 2017
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Air-Lock In Pipe

How do I get rid of an annoying air lock in a hot water tap, once and for all ?
10:56 Fri 03rd Feb 20172 answers, last by alavahalf 18:23 Fri 03rd Feb 2017
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Ring Neck Parakeets

Are they responsible for contributing to the decline of native hole nesting birds, like owls, woodpeckers, starlings, nuthatches etc.
12:05 Wed 01st Feb 20171 answer, last by rowanwitch 12:18 Fri 10th Feb 2017
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Unable To Post A Question In Home And Garden

I can't get past the question title
11:28 Wed 01st Feb 20171 answer, last by HansUrbancka 11:39 Wed 01st Feb 2017
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Soy Sauce Connoisseurs

I'd like to know a little bit more about it. Is it meant to be a or a condiment or a seasoning ? What is best, dark or light ? I bought a supermarket brand (light), which was quite nice, apart from...
20:30 Sun 29th Jan 20178 answers, last by -SharonA- 20:25 Mon 30th Jan 2017
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Weather

The teacher calls to her class to simmer down and listen up: "Today we are going to have a test, come rain or shine!" Little Jimmy's face was beaming. "So why are You looking so pleased", the teacher...
12:46 Sun 29th Jan 2017
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Shy Rhubarb

A guy, down on the allotment says, His rhubarb is so nervous about meeting people, that it has to hide under a bucket and has to force itself to come out!
13:47 Thu 26th Jan 20174 answers, last by marval 18:53 Thu 26th Jan 2017
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Marionette For Sale

Preloved, no strings attached.
11:55 Wed 25th Jan 20171 answer, last by zebo 13:02 Wed 25th Jan 2017
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False Mileage Claims

A south London car dealer appeared in court, accused of tampering with mileage on several cars on his forecourt. When this was put to him, he replied: "This accusation is ridiculous, at the time of...
11:52 Thu 19th Jan 20174 answers, last by marval 21:52 Thu 19th Jan 2017
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Garden Hose Nozzle

My old ones seen better days, so I'm looking for a good reliable replacement. It needs to be a multi setting piece of kit, suitable for jet washing the car, windows and watering plants gently in the...
11:42 Mon 16th Jan 20177 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:51 Tue 17th Jan 2017

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