I decided to sell my old lawn tractor.
It was great when it was new but as it got older, the darn thing kept breaking down.
I guess that makes me, an extractor fan....
I remember one evening, visiting my elderly grand parents in a quiet residential street We chatted for hours and I said to my grandfather, "it must be getting late, whats the time ?" He told me that...
I've been watching a pair of blue tits going to and fro, as the bring caterpillars to a nest box to feed their young. They are coming back approx every 20-30 seconds. One of the parent birds flickers...
Lately I've been finding odd items of household rubbish in and around my garden. Things like plastic food packaging, tin cans, a jar of seafood sauce, etc,etc. My first suspicion was fox's bringing it...
A young man on his first date was eager to impress new girl friend, so he booked a table in a local Italian restaurant. They entered the dimly lit restaurant and was escorted to a romantic table for...
Two hippos were wallowing it the in the mud, when one turns to the other and says: "boy you're so fat!"
The second one retorts: "coming from you, that is very hippo-critical"...
A guy was sat at the bar staring glumly into his beer A dude with an attitude intent on making trouble, steps up to the guy, grabs his beer and downs it in one and says "well wacha gonna do about it"....
A small group of Roman soldiers walk into a bar and sit round a table.
One of the soldiers sticks two fingers up at the bartender and shouts "five beers please"...
Had trouble with my John Dere petrol lawn mower this morning. It starts after priming but won't keep running and emits a cloud of white smoke then stops. I've checked the spark plug, which looked wet,...
I was mortified when I went to my allotment plot and found that some escaped chickens had completely devoured three rows of lettuce plants. I tracked down the owner of the chickens and complained...
Border patrol police discovered a stowaway hiding in a laundry basket earlier today.
He was detected by a sniffer dog and was told by officers that he was under a vest....
