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Chipchopper | 12:16 Mon 14th Aug 2017 | Jokes
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Q, How do you coax a bear out of the woods ?

A, Leave a trail of cheese and then shout Camembert!
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Brielliant
12:28 Mon 14th Aug 2017
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Brielliant
Got it but sorry, poor
shout camembert then tread caerphilly
How do you coax a bear out of the woods ?

Steal it's porridge.
Q, How do you coax a bear out of the woods ?

A : Offer improved toilet facilities?
Leave a trail of honey
Then shout "Honey comb here"...
HaHa

What kind of cheese do you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone.
Ee damn, that's funny.
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Bears just love mangetout, so if you see him first man-get-out!

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