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NoMercy

Not Even In Sheer Desperation!

What wouldn't you do, even in your our of desperation? No matter how starving hungry I was, I couldn't eat a KFC. Also, if I was desperate for the loo to the point where my bladder couldn't hold much...
09:01 Sat 30th Sep 2017142 answers, last by ygritte 10:50 Sun 01st Oct 2017
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NoMercy

Taking The Biscuit!

What, in your opinion, is the best biscuit in the universe? For an everyday biscuit, for texture and dunkability, you just can't beat a Jammie Dodger. However, for all-round awesomeness, I'm simply...
19:50 Fri 29th Sep 201760 answers, last by tonyav 00:12 Sat 30th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

New Fridge!

Got the wife a new fridge today as a surprise , her face lit up when she opened it
20:11 Fri 29th Sep 20174 answers, last by Chipchopper 22:43 Fri 29th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

You've Never Looked Sexier!

"Black really is slimming on you, you've never looked sexier" I assured the missus "Turn the light back on you ***!" she replied...
19:55 Fri 29th Sep 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 20:37 Fri 29th Sep 2017
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Just-Jude

The Bye Bye Man.

Labour, a melting pot of Nazis, Fascists and Communists. Is this the most degenerate political party that Britain has ever known?
14:00 Fri 29th Sep 201737 answers, last by THECORBYLOON 12:29 Sat 30th Sep 2017
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Patsy33

On Tv

With all this shiit on the TV these days, I think it's about time our parrot went back in its cage....
13:32 Fri 29th Sep 20178 answers, last by Patsy33 14:18 Fri 29th Sep 2017
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bobtheturkey

Hi

I am new here
13:22 Fri 29th Sep 201742 answers, last by tonyav 21:14 Fri 29th Sep 2017
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-SharonA-

The Bed

My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof.
13:04 Fri 29th Sep 20175 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 13:13 Fri 29th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Growing Tomatoes!

A beautiful woman loves gardening, but can't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. She asks her neighbour, "What do you do to get your tomatoes red?" He replies, "Twice a day I stand in front of my...
11:44 Fri 29th Sep 201713 answers, last by Patsy33 13:24 Fri 29th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Great Suprise!

I slowly walked up to the sales lady in the clothing store “I would like to buy my wife a pretty pink lingerie set ” “How cute” exclaimed the sales lady, “sounds like it’s going to be a...
21:28 Thu 28th Sep 201711 answers, last by Patsy33 10:02 Fri 29th Sep 2017
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Tilly2

We Have A New, Leather, Chesterfield Three Piece Suite.

It's beautifully made (in Britain), it smells gorgeous, it looks lovely in the sitting room and... it is so uncomfortable! The cushions are hard and it is so high that my feet don't touch the floor...
17:41 Thu 28th Sep 201738 answers, last by Tilly2 18:34 Fri 29th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Two Women!

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?” One of them snarled at me, “It’s...
06:04 Fri 29th Sep 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 09:54 Fri 29th Sep 2017
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Patsy33

What

What do you call a Russian with Tourette's Syndrome? Yukanol Fukov.
23:23 Thu 28th Sep 20178 answers, last by thistles 22:27 Fri 29th Sep 2017
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queenofmean

Thank You

I'd say about a year 18 months maybe most of you signed a petition to allow Diabetics to have a CGM on the NHS rather than having to fork out a small fortune. We did it! So on behalf of myself and...
14:42 Thu 28th Sep 201715 answers, last by marval 22:16 Thu 28th Sep 2017
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Shaglene

The Last Kiss..................

A group of Illinois bikers was riding west when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge . So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, got off his Harley, walked...
14:23 Thu 28th Sep 20175 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:00 Thu 28th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

A Blonde Buying Curtains!

“A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen." The surprised salesman replies, "But, madam,...
13:57 Thu 28th Sep 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 14:15 Thu 28th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Fishing For Whisky!

“Poor Old fool,” I thought to myself as i watched an old man fish in a puddle outside the pub. So i invited the old man inside for a drink. As we sipped our whiskeys, i thought I'd humour the old...
11:48 Thu 28th Sep 20176 answers, last by davegosling 22:31 Thu 28th Sep 2017
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Thursday. All is tranquil outside, not even a hint of breeze, but it has been raining all night, stopped now though. Tiggy came out during the afternoon yesterday, had a rootle about and found his way...
05:58 Thu 28th Sep 2017139 answers, last by TWR 09:15 Thu 28th Sep 2017
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Buenchico

Geronimo!

Some great music to start the day and wake everyone up. This is BETTER than the Sheppard original, partly because of the sheer energy put into the performance and partly because of the absolutely...
06:08 Thu 28th Sep 201710 answers, last by Eleena 12:36 Thu 28th Sep 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Fetishes!

My sexual fetishes have slowly been getting more perverse. It wasn't until I smacked a statues bum that I realised I had hit rock bottom....
19:43 Wed 27th Sep 20177 answers, last by Shaglene 12:09 Thu 28th Sep 2017

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