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I'm hoping to get my children's novel published soon about an orange b&q bucket that lives on the island of nantucket The problem is I need to retrieve an earlier draft from my wheelie bin but edna...
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Would you rather fight a 7 foot earwig with a spatula or a cheese grater?...
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Difficulty sleeping tonight as Beatrice from number 42 is applying haemorrhoid cream in her garden while she waits on Archibald her pet pot bellied pig to do his business, the noise is quite...
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You both mentioned I was being chased on here can you supply me with details? If they have they have their own teeth and look like Thora Hird (in her prime not as she looks now) then I might need to...
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Have you any hobbies? I collect the little balls that are inside spray paint tins and store them in orange & q buckets which I also collect I once made a necklace from said balls before my first date...
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As a consequence I am a little nervous Earlier tonight I went out to my bin to push down some cardboard (packaging from the complete collection of the Thora Hird era of songs of praise dvds) clad only...
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If you were a turkey where would you hide...
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I have a very attractive female neighbour and I often keep my garage door open in the hope she notices my impressive collection of b&q buckets, unfortunately tonight a pot bellied pig from house...
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I was also one of the dancing hotdogs in the video for the prefab sprout song King of rock and roll Please don't feel inferior to this level of fame reached we all have our niches in life...
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As a newbie I'm a little nervous and maybe this should be in the legal section but does anyone know is it acceptable to wear a b&q bucket on ones head in place of a mask in these covid times?...
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Any consumer law experts here? This evening after collecting my 1000th orange b&q bucket I decided to celebrate by visiting my local public house the badgers *** for a small beverage Now I enjoy...
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Would you rather walk around for the rest of your life with an orange b&q bucket on your head 24 7, or have your left ear removed with a stanley knife wielded by Engelbert Humperdinck?...
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If an orange b&q bucket was filled with werthers originals and you had to eat them all in 15 minutes to avoid being eaten by a family car sized earwig could you do it?...
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Which was made first.. The bucket or the orange paint as regards b&q...
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Little bit nervous but here goes.. Earlier whilst using water from my radiator to complete the making of my pot noodle after season 3 of my bullseye collection fell from a height and knocked my kettle...
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If you were an egg and you had to die by being cooked which method would you choose?...
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As I was arranging my orange b&q buckets into the shape of a wicker man this evening I got to wondering the following... If you were a rich tea biscuit would you prefer the incredibly painful but...
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In light of the demise of the argos catalogue it got me thinking back to the day when finbar mcshanty attacked me with the said catalogue only for me to fend off the mad donkey farmer with an orange...
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Mine is being told a story by my great uncle Silas of how Hugo McSlattery robbed a post office in the coastal town of Ballybunion (do visit wonderful spot) wearing an orange B&Q bucket on his head and...
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For a chance to win all my seasons of the classic game show bullseye on VHS Can you tell me how many standard size ice lolly sticks would it take to fill the classic orange b&q bucket?...

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