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Berniecuddles2

Drum Kit

I tripped and fell over a full drum kit -- I'm now suffering from percussion...
16:29 Tue 03rd Oct 20179 answers, last by Patsy33 18:23 Tue 03rd Oct 2017
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-SharonA-

The Zoo

I tried calling the zoo today......... but the lion was busy!
15:56 Tue 03rd Oct 201710 answers, last by Patsy33 18:18 Tue 03rd Oct 2017
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Shaglene

Five Horses.................

A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name. He replied, "She is called Five Horses". The man said, "That's an unusual name for your wife. What does it mean?" The Old Indian answered,...
16:18 Tue 03rd Oct 20178 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:08 Tue 03rd Oct 2017
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saintpeter48

Things You Must Break Before You Can Use Them

I'm compiling a quiz and need to find 5 things you must break before you can use them, at the moment I've got; Eggs, Glass on a fire alarm, Nuts in a shell ......... anymore ideas most welcome,...
01:05 Tue 03rd Oct 201717 answers, last by sapelesam 15:28 Tue 03rd Oct 2017
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Smowball

Who Remembers Their Very First Job!?

And did you stay in that field of work? Mine was a wages clerk for a huge company on an industrial estate. There were four of us in the office and my boss was a tyrant of a woman in her fifties, who...
10:03 Tue 03rd Oct 201760 answers, last by emmie 13:24 Tue 03rd Oct 2017
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malagabob

Tom Petty Dies

Tom Petty. "Freefalling" dies. Aged 67...
07:28 Tue 03rd Oct 201712 answers, last by Baldric 15:13 Sat 07th Oct 2017
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Patsy33

Worried About Pregnant Daughter.

Please, can someone put my mind at rest. My daughter is just over 6 months pregnant. She has been thru an awful lot to get this far she has been told she tested for Strep. I can make the baby very ill...
11:56 Sat 30th Sep 201720 answers, last by Patsy33 14:40 Tue 03rd Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

I Got Mugged

I got mugged by 6 dwarves today. Not Happy....
21:17 Mon 02nd Oct 201714 answers, last by Shaglene 15:27 Tue 03rd Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Rip Tom Petty

Tom Petty, the beloved American singer-songwriter, has died at age 66 after suffering cardiac arrest.
21:24 Mon 02nd Oct 201749 answers, last by Lie-in King 20:54 Tue 03rd Oct 2017
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TWR

What Relaxes You?

Myself, I find it very hard to relax.
19:40 Mon 02nd Oct 201747 answers, last by Eleena 12:16 Wed 04th Oct 2017
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albaqwerty

The Things You Hear When Shopping

and no, I wasn't eaves-dropping, she was chatting loudly to another woman. 'She' is a young mum, maybe early 20's and was complaining loudly to her mate about how she was expected to drop her son off...
13:11 Mon 02nd Oct 201741 answers, last by TWR 10:56 Tue 03rd Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Las Vegas Shooting

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/las-vegas-shooting-least-two-dead-gunman-opens-fire-hotel-balcony-near-casino-065154574.html *** awful !!...
10:32 Mon 02nd Oct 20174 answers, last by mikey4444 10:37 Mon 02nd Oct 2017
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Monday. It's stopped raining, but there is a strong wind blowing. It could get interesting later! Nothing special on for today, but I'm sure something will occur. If not I won't worry:o} Tiggy is out...
04:46 Mon 02nd Oct 2017108 answers, last by Eleena 12:49 Mon 02nd Oct 2017
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mikey4444

Flights Cancelled As Monarch Ceases Trading

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-41464934 100,000 passengers could be stranded abroad ::: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/10/01/monarch-preparing-lose-license-quadruples-air-fairs-deter-new/...
04:24 Mon 02nd Oct 201743 answers, last by Gromit 13:36 Mon 02nd Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

A Chicken Farmer

A farmer sat down at a local bar and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating." "What a coincidence," said the woman next to him. I'm celebrating, too" she replied, clinking glasses with him....
17:56 Sun 01st Oct 20174 answers, last by 1ozzy 06:17 Mon 02nd Oct 2017
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Patsy33

What Do You Call..

What do you call an Eastern Indian with pink hair? Ghandi Floss....
18:23 Sun 01st Oct 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 19:12 Sun 01st Oct 2017
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ferlew

No Question, Just Thank You.

To each and every poster for advice and encouragement over the past few difficult months/years. Mr F finally gave in after all this time, and slipped quietly away at 3am yesterday morning. The family...
16:53 Sun 01st Oct 201741 answers, last by pastafreak 18:07 Wed 04th Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

Mil !

The Mother-In-Law’s drowning, I've informed Emergency Services. I hope they save her or it’s a waste of a first class stamp. My wife asked me what funeral we should have for her mother. Burial or...
09:05 Sat 30th Sep 201713 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:18 Sat 30th Sep 2017
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-SharonA-

Humpty Dumpy

Breaking news....... Humpty Dumpty has been found dead. Next of Kinder has been informed....
13:15 Sat 30th Sep 201716 answers, last by tonyav 20:21 Sun 01st Oct 2017
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Berniecuddles2

My Wife!

Gawd the wife's in a right mood! Someone has stolen her pair of knickers off the washing line ...she's not bothered about her knickers she just wants the 12 pegs back!!...
11:18 Sat 30th Sep 20179 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 12:01 Sat 30th Sep 2017

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