Two Women!

[Berniecuddles2]

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent.

So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?”

One of them snarled at me, “It’s Wales, dumbo!”

So I corrected myself, “Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?”

That’s about as far as I remember when waking up in A/E

[Old_Geezer]

Serves you right for sitting at the bar in your elephant fancy dress.

[Berniecuddles2]

I tried to keep my trunk out of it!

[Patsy33]

LOL! That'll teach you to speak with strangers...