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Theland
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/labour-deserve-form-next-government-20965893 I wonder why this has not been publicised more widely?...
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maggiebee
Here is a joke for all the mind readers out there!
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Patsy33
An American Indian introduced me to his wife. I asked what her name was. He replied, "Four horses". I said that was an unusual name, and asked, "What does it mean?"He said, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag!......
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spathiphyllum
Ahh it all makes sense now! The sadism of the met. Vile. I can not believe the off duty cop isn't facing retribution. Reasonable force? Pffft. What kind of example does this set! Absolutely vile....
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johnny.5
who's there ?
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banker_frank
to real magic? With a new “smart” something coming out almost every day, what products amaze and astound you the most? Me, its Sat. navs....
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maggiebee
Not all maths puns are bad, just sum of them
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Patsy33
As I lay in bed last night, gazing at the moon and stars, I suddenly thought, "Where's the frigging roof?!".......
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Peter Pedant
Beeb news channel 231 The third husband of Shameema Begum has been identified and interviewed. The interviewer who sounds Dutch but is Scots starts giving him hell almost immediately He says she...
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Ric.ror
I have just had a bid rejected on a property - its been on sale for about a week and the seller said my bid was below what they wanted and they had more viewings next week. Should I wait until next...
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Ric.ror
Congratulations to the two women- one from Essex and one from Northamptonshire who have taken the two top prizes. I’ll let you know tomorrow how I got on...
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Patsy33
If you are attacked by an artist wielding an etching tool — run! For you are engrave danger....
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Gizmonster
..... because of my fetish for fondling pasta. . . . . . . I'm feeling cannelloni right now .........
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Voltage
My wife told me she's getting fed up with my obsession with Kit-Kats. I suggested we take a break...
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10ClarionSt
I've been watching the pre-tournament coverage of The Masters and I suppose I'm not surprised that the media have totally whitewashed his troublesome past. The only mention of any past problems have...
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albaqwerty
Mr Alba received a text message, allegedly from HMRC, stating that he owed them a whole lot of VAT money. Interesting, as he is not VAT registered. They did leave a phone number for him to contact...
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Chipchopper
A man came round and knocked on my door and asked for a small donation in aid of the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water....
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wiltsman
In this day and age, do any car manufacturers provide a dashboard warning if a bulb fails?...
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spathiphyllum
Snow in Houston is breaking twitter! what a year they have had weather wise... Is their something seriously wrong with the climate? Floods one month snow another......
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Rtaxron
https://www.hotukdeals.com/discussions/black-friday-24th-november-2017-deals-info-previews-and-more-2823043...

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