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BANANASPLITS | 14:00 Wed 05th Sep 2018 | Jokes
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During my check-up I asked the Doctor, "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?" He replied, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now." I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense." He replied, "Neither do I. My thermometer just broke."
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lol great joke x
14:06 Wed 05th Sep 2018
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What a bummer!
14:11 Wed 05th Sep 2018
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Lol!! Love it.
14:17 Wed 05th Sep 2018
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This one I've got to share. Thanks for the laugh Bananasplits.
14:23 Wed 05th Sep 2018
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Lol!!
( Good to see you!)
16:07 Wed 05th Sep 2018
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"To see you nice"!
19:05 Wed 05th Sep 2018
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Love it. A few nurses my wife trained with 42 years ago will get that.Their humour is outrageous.
19:14 Wed 05th Sep 2018
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lol
19:22 Wed 05th Sep 2018
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Very funny
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