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I have a Step Grandson and a Great Grandson. There is no bloodline, so what relationship are they to each other. Any help greatly appreciated.
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Well done Chris Froome and Team Sky, mind you I was getting a bit pee'd off with the showboating in Stage 21.
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1a. Tinkler. 4 letters. -E-L. Thanx.
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Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow. Death is the number one killer in the world. Life is sexually transmitted. In the 60's people took Acid to make...
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I hear QPR have got rid of Rednapp.
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Any Pompey fans on here????
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The Royal Navy is proud to announce its new fleet of Type 45's which will be 100% compliant. Having initially named the first two ships HMS Daring and HMS Dauntless, the Naming Committee has after...
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If vodka was water and I was a duck Id swim to the bottom and never get up. But vodka's not water and I'm not a duck So pass me the bottle and Shut the *** up....
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Sorry for not calling you on New Years Eve but I've just got out of jail. I was locked up for punching the *** out of an idiot at a party. In my defence, when you hear an Arab counting down from ten...
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I bought my wife a new perfume called Chloroform, but she says she doesn't like it . She says that it makes her sleepy and her **** sore.
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A chap was watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and suddenly yells. "No! No! Don't enter that church you *** fool" His wife asks him "What are you watching" he replies, "Our wedding...
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Gogglebox on tonight, cant wait, best bit of TV around at the moment IMO
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Just got a text saying >< Seems a bit fishy to me....
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Been banned for 4 months, fined £65,000 and 3 bites on his licence....
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Well that's it then 'done and dusted'. England boys off on their holidays early after another abject performance. Despite all the media hype we were rubbish. And Rooney's great goal, it was a tap in...
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Who's your money on? I'm going for Froch by KO.
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Andy Awford for Pompey.
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Just watched an incredible posting on You Tube. Go to: You Tube, then SC Featured - Carry On. Absolutely brilliant....
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My tv provider is Virgin via cable. Lately on some programes ( e.g HD and BBC 3) there is a background commentary (verbal). have been through the 'settings' on my tv but can't find the source. Any...
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In january my wife lost her diamond earring (stud), cost me £300 to have a replacement made. Opened up a bin liner full of christmas tree decorations yesterday and there it was attached to one of the...

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