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Really folks, isn't it time that pr*t B. Forsyth packed up. His jokes are appalling, his timing awful, his eyesight (i.e with the Autocue) dreadful. Timeto retire Bruce.
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An 86-year-old man went to his doctors for his annual check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 86-year-old man said:- "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a...
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Nice one Bradley, Gold in the time trial. Froome gets Bronze as a bonus. British cycling top of the world.
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Another win for a Brit, nice one Cav !!!!!
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Froome and Wiggins 2nd and 3rd in todays stage. Both increased lead on Nibali by a further 18 seconds. Evans out of it. That's the end of the mountain stages so unless there is an absolute catastrophe...
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Not sure how to put 'links' on here, but go to Utube and type in "cheap flights", it's brilliant.
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See Wiggins and Froome are still 1st and 2nd after todays stage, Nibali is 3rd at 2'23". If Brad gets through tomorrows stage then the win is his. Cadel Evans about 6 minutes down.
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Went to a wedding the other day and whispered to the bloke next to me "isn't the bride a right ugly looking d*g" "Do you mind, that's my daughter you're talking about" he replied....
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My money on another British win today, Mark Cavendish to win sprint finish.
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Another British stage winner, nice one David Millar. Also Wiggins and Froome retain 1st and 2nd places. British cycling well and truly in the ascendancy.
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There's been a fight in a biscuit tin. A lad called Rocky hit a Penquin over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. Police say Rocky was...
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"Right lads we should have had this title wrapped up but we've been sloppy. We can't let these blues snatch it now because they'll never let us live it down. They stung us and stuiffed us 6-1 at...
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Has anyone noticed the two 'pun style' Ninas in todays crossword ?
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Has anyone noticed the 'Nina' in todays crossword?
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5d. Player giving lead on pitch. I have 'oboe' from the crossing letters. The only explanation I can come up with is that orchestras sometimes use the pitch of the Oboe for tuning purposes. Any other...
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4d. He had a tale to tell about woman yielding to temptation. (5) R-E-E Thank you....
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Oops ! Meant to mention that it was DT Crossword 26,758.
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Must be one of the easiest for a long time. Took me longer to enter the answers than it took to solve the clues.
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My ten year old neice told us that she had been 'dumped' by her boyfriend who had then moved on to date her best friend. However, the lad then duly 'dumped' her best friend. As her best friend was...
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Congrats to Mark Cavendish, now World Road Race Cycling Champion.

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