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Voltage | 18:04 Thu 23rd Nov 2017 | Jokes
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My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner...

So I took the battery out of the smoke detector!
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Well done.....
18:06 Thu 23rd Nov 2017
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lol you rarely let me down!
18:08 Thu 23rd Nov 2017
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The burning question is, "How was it?"....
18:17 Thu 23rd Nov 2017
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You need your hearing checked.
She actually said peas and carrots for dinner.
18:18 Thu 23rd Nov 2017
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No need for alarm!
19:10 Thu 23rd Nov 2017
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i'm sure the smoke is just to get the firemen around again!
19:13 Thu 23rd Nov 2017
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Lol, I’m in tears here
19:19 Thu 23rd Nov 2017
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You jealous??
19:19 Thu 23rd Nov 2017

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