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Voltage | 11:58 Tue 31st Oct 2017 | Jokes
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Two eggs boiling in a pan. One says, "I've got a huge crack." The other replies, "Stop teasing me, I'm not *** hard yet."
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Nice to see them coming out of their shells.
12:01 Tue 31st Oct 2017
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I now only puts one egg in a pan ever since my French teacher told one egg is un œuf
12:01 Tue 31st Oct 2017
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Is this the Yolks section?
12:03 Tue 31st Oct 2017
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I eggspected better from you FF.
12:04 Tue 31st Oct 2017
Avatar Image Patsy33
LOL!! Eggcellent!
14:12 Tue 31st Oct 2017
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They're going to get their heads bashed in!
14:14 Tue 31st Oct 2017
Avatar Image Shaglene
Can anyone imagine two eggs doing it?
16:54 Tue 31st Oct 2017
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hm, which came first, the egg or the egg?
16:55 Tue 31st Oct 2017
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lesbian eggs, there's a novelty.....
16:55 Tue 31st Oct 2017
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Two eggs sitting on a kitchen table

One of them spots a whisk and asks "what's that?"

The other egg looks puzzled and replies "beats me."
17:18 Tue 31st Oct 2017

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