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ladyalex | 21:11 Sat 15th Jan 2011 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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The Club is now Open. (if a little late...)

Good Evening and welcome to all.

The house feels rather empty now that everyone has gone away after the Christmas/New Year break, but that will soon be remedied when Club Members arrive.

Please feel free to eat up the remaining cake etc as it is already out of date.
However, do not offer any to lordalex or Uncle Joe, as they have decided to restrict their intake of cake for a few weeks. (Trouble with their bottom waistcoat buttons they say.)

As there are several rollover raffle prizes languishing in the boot room, there is no need for Members to bring contributions this week ...unless, of course, they would like to contribute to the building fund or the garden fund or the animal feed fund or the holiday fund.....Mamyalynne will show you the Direct Debit forms in the Upper Study.


New members are always welcome. Qualifications and certifications may be presented to any Committee member for scrutiny.
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And the kiss of life perhaps? Who'll volunteer?
Apologies for tardiness. Made rather too much kedgeree. Had to wait for the excess to cool enough to freeze. Goodness knows when I will fancy it again. Never have regained the expertise of cooking for one.

Yes, a tailcock would be most welcome. Anything that does not contain vodka would be splendiferous.
Daisy welcome do pull up a tuffet and have a drink.

Here is the hoist everyone, panic over.
Why has there not been a rush to give alex the kiss of life? I thought at least mamya would be there with her expertise. I can't do it because I have a mouthful of sausage roll and you know how that flaky pastry gets everywhere. I would be more likely to finish him off ( good excuse eh?).
Starbuck one that wasnt very nice I wish I had left you on the floor now
Ena to the rescue perhaps? Where is she?
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Where is Ena when we need her.
If no one volunteers give Alexanderd the kiss of life, I guess it will have to be decided by ballot.
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Maybe I'll win........I have ticket number 66
Well exactly did not want Ena snapping at my heels did I, but if you insist.
Go on. Hurry before it's too late. We don't want to have to bury the poor chap in the flower border.
Well I found you some cushions didn't I?
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Alexanderd!
Alexanderd!
Are you all right ?
You can stop that now Mamya. He's either recovered or he's enjoying himself.
Cor!! Gissa a drink am parched now. That took me back, swoon.
Have your ministrations done the trick?
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It took me back just watching .

Is Alex OK ?

He looks a bit shrunken to me .
Pehaps Mamya was inhaling rather than exhaling.
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I think so, poor chap looks pretty deflated to me.
Shall I run him home on my broomstick? I'm just about to leave.
Are my techniques in doubt yet again? Milady may I borrow a decline??
Perhaps a handful of ice cubes down the back of his trousers might help.

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