Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open. (if a little late...)

Good Evening and welcome to all.

The house feels rather empty now that everyone has gone away after the Christmas/New Year break, but that will soon be remedied when Club Members arrive.

Please feel free to eat up the remaining cake etc as it is already out of date.
However, do not offer any to lordalex or Uncle Joe, as they have decided to restrict their intake of cake for a few weeks. (Trouble with their bottom waistcoat buttons they say.)

As there are several rollover raffle prizes languishing in the boot room, there is no need for Members to bring contributions this week ...unless, of course, they would like to contribute to the building fund or the garden fund or the animal feed fund or the holiday fund.....Mamyalynne will show you the Direct Debit forms in the Upper Study.


New members are always welcome. Qualifications and certifications may be presented to any Committee member for scrutiny.

[ladyalex]

Hello Daisy nonna, didn't see you there during all the kerfuffle with Alexanderd.

Do you know this peasant upstart Mike 111111111 ?
Revolting hardly covers him.

[ladyalex]

Starbuckky...you are allowed one mistake inthis club.

(My New Year's resolution was to be more firm.)

[Mamyalynne]

Brown Ale yes, pork scrats fer Alfie maybe, why so angry Mike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

[mike11111]

The revolution IS coming. Me and AOG is just working on the finer details.

[DaisyNonna]

Never been introduced. Would not dream of introducing myself. Perhaps you could cover him in the flower bed as Alex does not need to be.

[Mamyalynne]

All old gits welcome here, we love a debate.

[society]

Mike didn't have his oatmeal today. :-)

[ladyalex]

Old gits ?

Don't we have enough old gits in here with Uncle Joe and lordalex ?

Where is Miss Meg anyway. Her bill for Uncle Joe is a whopper now.

Has Alexanderd fainted again at the thought of further resuscitation...or in the hope ....

[starone]

Please accept my apologies ladyalex. Now that I know him I will not let him beguile me again with his offers of unlimited pork scratchings for the asking. I have to wend my way home now as it is getting past my bed time so have to say nighty night everyone see you all next week, if my lady has accepted my apologies and lets me in.

[alexanderd]

Well I hung around hoping for a repeat performance from Matron but it didnt happen, perhaps Mike11111 could revolutionise himself back out of the door. I bet he didnt wipe his feet on the way in, commoner!!

[Mamyalynne]

Night Star ♥

Alex a rematch oooh lovely, just reapply my lippy.

[DaisyNonna]

Mike, the revolution has already been and gone. Who in their right mind would have closed the Spanish City in Whitley Bay? Devastated when I found out.

[mike11111]

I would love to dally and exchange friendly banter with m'lady and her sycophantic toadies but I have a revolution to organise. In order to facilitate the smooth running of this could you kindly indicate your preferences below as follows:
a) I wish to be hung from the battlements.
b) I would like to be slowly simmered in boiling oil.
Please tick one box only.

[alexanderd]

Daisy if they hadnt closed it it would have fallen down!!! Ready when you are Mamy

[Mamyalynne]

Oh Mike dear, do calm down and have your porridge tomorrow. I am off for my oats now, ready Alex !!♥

[mike11111]

That reminds me. Those who fail to make a selection as outlined above will be exiled to Sunderland.

[DaisyNonna]

People are hanged, not hung.
You cannot simmer anything in a medium which is boiling.
Yah boo sucks!

[alexanderd]

Wow Mamy that will take some getting over, I think I will go and have a lie down

[mike11111]

That's right Daisy, mock me just coz I'm a peasant and didn't have no edukayshun.
Anyway, the results in so far are:
Hanging - 63%
Boiling oil -37%
Sunderland - 0%.

[alexanderd]

In Fact I think I will beg my leave and toddle off to bed now after a rather exhausting evening, Mamy you have made an old man very happy. You must be still euphoric from the birth of the grandson
take care everybody and thanks for the company
Alex