Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open. (if a little late...)

Good Evening and welcome to all.

The house feels rather empty now that everyone has gone away after the Christmas/New Year break, but that will soon be remedied when Club Members arrive.

Please feel free to eat up the remaining cake etc as it is already out of date.
However, do not offer any to lordalex or Uncle Joe, as they have decided to restrict their intake of cake for a few weeks. (Trouble with their bottom waistcoat buttons they say.)

As there are several rollover raffle prizes languishing in the boot room, there is no need for Members to bring contributions this week ...unless, of course, they would like to contribute to the building fund or the garden fund or the animal feed fund or the holiday fund.....Mamyalynne will show you the Direct Debit forms in the Upper Study.


New members are always welcome. Qualifications and certifications may be presented to any Committee member for scrutiny.

[Mamyalynne]

any one want any more drinkies ??

[society]

Good evening madly sane people. :-)
I know.. I know.. I'm late too.
Everyone looks bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. What have you all been drinking?

[starone]

It's mamya's tailcocks society. Lord knows what she puts in them but they certainly pack a wallop.

[ladyalex]

Mamya's tailcocks are most refreshing ...and health giving.

[alexanderd]

good evening society Dont worry we were all a bit late this evening but the aga is lit the tailcocks and nibbles are on the upper, downstairs table so help yourself

[ladyalex]

Welcome, Society. Sorry to be so impolite.

[ladyalex]

Are you up and about yet, starrybucky ?

[starone]

If someone would help me up off this floor I would have another couple. As my lady says, they are very refreshing besides packing a wallop.

[alexanderd]

Come along Starbuck we will get you up somehow, hold on to me as I walk backwards and pull yourself up.Ready? one...two...go ............now will you help me up please?

[starone]

alex, you are so kind and as I said before, so brave. I will fetch you a couple of cushions so that you can make yourself comfortable. You may be down there for some time yet unless we find a couple of nice strong men who won't mind the effort.

[DSJ]

Good evening all. Sorry I'm late but I have only just been discharged from Holby City Hospital after my final check-up. Had to wait ages to be seen. You'll be pleased to hear that my insurance company paid up in full and I now have a brand new broomstick. If you want to see it, have a look outside on the drive.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh DSJ glad you have been sewn up, are you allowed a drink yet dear?

[starone]

Wow! what a beauty. Is it a stainless steel one. And has it got remote control and all that sort of thing. Perhaps it was a bit of luck you having that accident(?) after all.

[ladyalex]

Good evening and welcome, DSJ. I shall inspect your new broomstick later.

Can you give us a hand with Alexanderd ? He seems to have fallen down somehow.

Mamya ...the hoist, please .

[DSJ]

Yes, it was. Thanks, I'd love a tailcock.

[ladyalex]

Do you have Tom Tom, DSJ ?

[DSJ]

No need. My husband is Henry the Navigator.

[starone]

Who's tom tom? Is it tom and his alter ego tom? Or are they siamese twins?

[alexanderd]

help!!!!

[anneasquith]

matron. i think alex needs to be put in the recovery position. asap.