At the risk of being presumptious and with no sign of ladyalex thus far , I am throwing the doors open and will endeavour to arrange some entertainment etc
Blimey your address book must be heavy - don't they mind being in there?
I', getting the tea urn going and have you got any prizes for the raffle? I'm giving a box of chocs - well I tried a few but I didn't like them so I've put them back only a few teeth marks...
The bus from the " Home For The Permanently Bewildered " is due to arrive at the club at 20.30 hours. Please ensure that the stewards are resdy and waiting.