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queenofmean | 20:57 Sat 02nd Mar 2019 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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Good Eveninb!

Once again welcome to Queenies Quay for this week’s Mad Over Fifties Club.

It’s been a busy week here, Plant has been out working in the gardens pruning, cutting, trimming and planting so the gardens are off limits this evening. Scoff and Soo have been trying out new ideas for the dining room. Dyson the cleaner has been a little heavy handed with the Mr Sheen I apologise for the vibrant shiny surfaces and the heavy smell of polish!

The Tone Deafs have returned and are playing a varying selection of Country Music Hits. We also have Mistress Font from the local Tap Dancing school, she will be teaching anyone who wishes to learn to Tap Dance. You have to select your tap, from taps provided. You can choose from Pillar, Mixer, Flip, or Fountain. If that isn’t to your taste we have the book club in the library. Also in the Library is this months editions of Nudist Monthly, Car Mechanics for Ladies Weekly and Locust Farming.

For eats we have Sticky Sweet Chilli Chicken and Jasmine rice - don’t know if Jasmine knows she has rice or if she knows it’s missing or if she’s in it, the usual horses doovers and volly vents. On the Pudding Trolley we have Parma Violet trifle, petit threes the forth went AWOL as has Rahul he seems to have misunderstood the meaning of ‘Choux’. I fear he will need to be sacked..tbc.

This evenings Tailcock is The Plucky Pheasant it’s wee bit potent but the feathered straw is lovely.

For the ROFL I have
Selection of wedding magazines-read
Half bag Jelly tots opened
One Slipper one is missing

I hope you have an enjoyable evening.

Carriages at Midnight.

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Chubb...did you unlock the gates..
No wonder we're all stuck outside, in the freezing wind an' all!
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Sorry about that book binder...I’ll get you a hit beverage - hot choc ok?
Is Armitage Shanks coming tonight?
Couldn't decide what to wear, my new Matalan kit or the Primark collection.
Will surprise you all.
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Don’t think so Theland...maybe if the Tap Dancing takes off we can introduce sinks.
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I’m curious lol
I believe that Morris Oxford is, Theland.
What's in the raffle?
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I think we had cards based on his works this week Tony...
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My contributions are listed above TL
Could have been his cousin Austin Healey though, queenie.
Anyhoo, for the ROFL I have three daffodil bulbs, one sugar mouse ( head and tail missing ) and a starter motor suitable for a 1954 Vauxhall Wyvern.
Just decided to wear my Ethel & Austin frock.
Just to stun the crowd.
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Whitwhoo TL
Is the karaoke megaphone available?
I feel a song coming on.
Any chance the Tone Deafs could play BOTH kinds of music?
Country AND Western?
Just love a bit of culture.
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As long as you don’t scare the moggies TL.

I dare say they could. I’m not a western fan, but you can ask...
I know that the Tone Deaf's can play Rock but I've never heard them play any Roll !
Has the slipper been tested for athletes foot?
If so I would like it, Mrs T could hop to the shops.

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