Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Welcome once again to the Mad over Fifties Club for a night of unalloyed pleasure.
No doubt there will be at least one ode, lots of delicious comestibles and sufficient alcohol to float a battleship.
And that's before we get on to the excellent conversation , witty repartee and the holy grail of all club events, the drawing of the raffle.

Tonight's prizes so far include:


two rain mates (pink spotty ones)
a packet of Fishermen's Friends
a pair of flip flops, one orange, one green (totally non-sectarian )
and
a loofah

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Milady, Butler and all gathered members. My Sacrum being somewhat salvaged I have taken great care with the spread tonight - usual Horses Dubries and Voltr vons, plus tandoori chicken skewers with a fresh raita dip and naan breads, Sticky pork ribs with a plum dip. Assorted cheeses and a strawberry triple shortbread stack.

Tonight's Tailcock is the Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, a nice relaxing number with a bit of a kick but nonetheless calming and chilled.

For the Rofl

Next doors stereo system (slightly damaged, 6 hours is more than enough)
2 Thruppenny bits
Bottle of Baileys (unopened , blurgh)
one kitchen sink plug (detached)

So let us settle in.

[ladyalex]

Hello Mamya .
Is your sacred area better now ? or just 'improved' ?
Cannot agree with you more on the Baileys..blurgh and double blurgh..
A glass of your finest Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee please, if I have spelled it correctly.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening m'lady, Matron & guests. For the rofl, I can offer as prizes -

A battered fly-swat
Several dozen dead flies
An almost-empty bottle of window cleaning liquid

I shall begin hiding things & serving tailcocks at once.

[Psybbo]

Good evening ladyalex and mamyalynne, I'm a little early but I promise to behave and even face the scary butler.
For the roffle, I bring a beaten docket (again) a golf tee and a dinged can of guiness

[DTCwordfan]

I am, I think off to the pub, after today and for some cheese and wine

Sorry.

I'm also a little oded out after all the Mrs O Village Fete offerings yesterday as all of you wanted to pile in.....maybe later.

Meantime, as I have been out and about with the mater:

1 half chewed Cornish cornet for an icecream
1 Cadbury Flake
1 dustbin
1 bit of Hell's Mouth rock, brought down another 1/2 million tonnes
1 road sign saying "Portreath - End of the World"
1 Dead Mackerel
1 Cornish Pixie - bottled in Cornish air.

Good luck to all and I'll have an Eseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee does it later.

[Lie-in King]

M'lady - your special silver (coloured) flagon of Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee, spelling optional...

Good evening, miss sibton! Scary, moi? Meh - a flagon of Matron's finest, miss :-)

[sunny-dave]

Good evening milady and buttles and matron

For the wofl I bring 12 losing betting slips from Newmarket and a glass of pimms (contents not supplued).

If someone could remind me of my PIN number I will be back momentarily after a visit to tescobonk.

[Psybbo]

oh thank you (dutch courage)

[slinky.kate]

just popped in for 5 mins. hope you dont mind,but i have brought for the rofl
i swimming costume(to wee for me)
a bath mat
a wand to blow bubbles in the bath.
could i have some eeeeeeeeeeeeee as i have a bit of a sore throat and it might ease it.

[ladyalex]

Hello sibton...I think you have explained this before and I expect I will regret asking, but a beaten docket ? I'm thinking nettles, no that's docken, or possibly bits of paper...but why would you beat them ?

Hi DT. Sounds as though you could do with a night off from the ode-ing....see how you feel later.

[ladyalex]

Evening LiK, slinky and Sunny. Lovely to see you all and thanks for the raffles.
Could do with the bath mat.....

Kate..your swimming costume wees for you ? Now I would pay good money to ...well maybe not...

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, mr dave & miss kinky!

Flagons of Eeeeeeeeeeeee for both & sir, your PIN No is 6538...

[flump1]

Good evening good friends, blimey how these weeks roll by eh ?
It has taken warm so I have no poncho but a shawl to keep the draught off when atop the old nag.
Foe the waffle I have bought , a nasal hair trimmer, an eye for a needle, a sleeping policeman ( gawd he is gonna be upset ) and I would love a flagon of Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee please.

[excelsior-1]

hello all.

nice to be here on this lovely evening.

my contributions are:-
my late raccoons' lucky dice
five used avatar photos from this last week
a box of cotton buds
a spare copy of my postal quiz
two lollipops
a dry-cleaning ticket
a rubiks cube

one large glass of Eeeeeeeeee at your convenience please.

[Mamyalynne]

Improved Milady I would say.

Have my sights on the flies, have not made garibaldis for years.

[ladyalex]

Hello flump, do make yourself comfortable.

lordalex could do with the nasal hair trimmer thing

LiK that cannot be Dave's PIN number as I think it's mine.

[Lie-in King]

Ah, miss flump, how nice to see you - one flagon of Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. May I take your shawl? I can assure you that it will receive the very best attention.

[ladyalex]

Pleased to hear of the sacred improvement, Mamya. Hope it continues. Nothing worse than a sore sacrum.
(Well, not many things .)

Have you considered Flies' Cemetery as an alternative to Garibaldis ?

[Lie-in King]

Excel - very good evening to you sir, a flagon of Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee. It appears to be quite popular already...

M'lady - ah...erm...oops? A refill, perhaps...

[maggiebee]

Good evening M'Lady and assorted guests. Tonight's spread looks quite magnificent - many thanks maryalynne, you have surpassed yourself. The butler is looking his usual regal self and I see he is buttling away to his hearts content.
For the rofl may I offer:
78 rpm record, slightly warped
Unread copy of The Watchtower
Pink frizbee

A flagon of that delicious tailcock if you would be so kind and I think I shall try the sticky pork ribs and plum dip. What a lovely way to spend an evening.