Mad Over Fifties Club

[queenofmean]

Good Evening and Welcome to this Evening's Mad Over Fifties Club.

Please leave all your coats/bags/capes/brooms/keys etc with our lovely Igor. Please note that they may disappear and appear again in a few weeks! The Tailcock this evening is the Mother's Pride - a potent yet yeasty brew that is most certainly going to bring a smile to your face. On the hot plate this evening is a Warming Beef Stroganoff with piles of hot, fluffy rice and various sides. We also have the usual canopies and Volly Vents and Horses Doovers. On the Pudding Trolley we have a Peach Melba...please help yourselves. Entertainment this evening comes from the Bert Phanackapan and his Calypso and Limbo band (how low can YOU go?) Also for all you lovely ladies we have Ms P Amper doing nails, massages and facials in the parlour next to the Hot Tub and Swimming Pool. Guests are reminded that if they use the conservatory (the spider monkey does love company) they are not under any circumstances to feed the Triffid (the owner of the green hat still has not been found). Bungee will be restored in a matter of weeks, don't enter or throw anything in the moat, the piranhas don't like - and its mating season!

Daisynonna sends her apologies, she may be along later, owing to some family commitments, She has sent Ernie the sea Eagle with a few prize for the ROFL - box of fountain pen ink cartridges (assorted colours), a double barrelled pencil sharpener, 2 sheets of blotting paper 1 Pink, 1 White, and one left handed italic pen (Nungate has dibs)

A warm Welcome awaits those who dare enter these portals. Carriages at midnight

[DTCwordfan]

Remember to take off those 6 inch heels, Sir Alec...

[tonyav]

Aw, you'll have Igor in tears with that ode of yours DT.


4' 11' !, I wanna be on Sir A's team.

[nungate]

Igor does not hail from these parts you know, he came here many, many years ago with one of the ancestors ..... you will all have to wait for the memoir!

[Igor61]

Madame, careful you do not give away everything before we publish the memoir

[queenofmean]

I used to be able to go all the way to the floor Tony - I was double jointed in my spine...bloody hurts now to bend myself in that way though...so probably not too low!

[Sir Alec]

DT I was saving the 6" stilletto's for walking on Igor's back, but it appears he is taken. Any offers?
Tony, I used to be good at gymnastics too. Strong back, sturdy legs!

[queenofmean]

There's Chubb or Plant Sir Alec...Nungate can fill you in with their details. or there's Frank...

[nungate]

Frank is still away studying, and is not available.

[anneasquith]

ive never attempted libido before. is it like twister ?

[nungate]

more like Jenga, Anne

[Sir Alec]

With a name like Chubb he sounds like he may have a key to fit my chastity belt. Plant? Does he look like Robert, or does he have the brain of a vegetable?
I still have Twister in the loft somewhere. It's probably perished with age!

[tonyav]

Tony, I used to be good at gymnastics too. Strong back, sturdy legs!


Ah, good on the dance floor as well then, for a guess Sir A.

[queenofmean]

Chubb may very well do, he has a key for almost everything. He has a few cabinets filled with them. Plant...well I can't really comment there

[tonyav]

Twister, what a great party game that is, many a muscle to be pulled playing that !.

[nungate]

Plant is the assistant to our Head Gardener, and Chubb, well he is a key man around the Towers, he's gatekeeper and in charge of security, but he keeps the security part of his job very low key ............ Then of course we have Scoff our chef, very temperamental, and volatile the tantrums when his soufflés fall ...

[tonyav]

Pssssst, Sir A, I could pick the lock !.

[Sir Alec]

Actually no Tony. Unfortunately for any spectators, I look like a gibbon on a hot-plate when I try to dance. I sometimes 'get up and boogie' for my own pleasure when on Mamya's thread, but I don't "dance" in public unless very inebriated!

[DTCwordfan]

Tony specialises in unlocking chastity belts.......

[nungate]

somehow I am not surprised Tony

[tonyav]

Oh gawd, nungate thinks I nicked the moat.