Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to tonight's meeting of the Mad over Fifties Club.
Our tailcock tonight, a cheeky little latin number, will be the "Strictly Cha Cha Cha" a tribute to the latest series of Strictly Come Dancing. The hot plate special tonight a warming chicken casserole (well the temperatures have dropped) and on the pudding trolley we have a delicious creamy rice pudding, accompanied by a fruit compote. As always there is a varied selection of volley vonts and canopies
Up in the gallery the Minstrels are warming up, ready to give us their usual madrigals and toccattas, later on they have promised us a tribute to the greatest hits of AC/DC we might find ourselves well on the Highway to Hell this night!
For your further delight, performing in the ballroom will be local band the Tone Deafs playing some classics from the fifties. Also performing in the ballroom tonight, The great Marvo! Magician Extrordinaire! and is beautiful assistant Ethel.
On the north Tower the got tub is bubbling away, the mini bar as been refilled (yet again), the race track is open and the cars all revved up! The indoor swimming pool open (swimsuits are available) Members are encouraged to make full use of the facilities, the games room, and the library are all open for members (we have drained the outdoor pool) The bungee is ready for anyone wishing a "bounce" (just be mindful of the piranhas in the moat - they have been known to bite)
For the rofl tonight I offer:
A bag of tree clippings
tree loppers (busted)
Barometer (broken)
set of three paint tins (empty)
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

carriages at midnight

[nungate]

Evening Mammar, come and sit by the fire and I'll send Igor over

[Igor61]

I think Madame is going to sort him out later.

[DaisyNonna]

Evening Mammar. Glad you could make it. I am so lucky to be able to avoid the roads. Sometimes Eric does use them to navigate. Canals are useful too.

[Igor61]

I almost forgot Madame Mammar, your drink, and I brought you some casserole
it'll hep warm you up a bit

[DaisyNonna]

Give away secrets Tony? I promised not to tell. Next you will want to know how Eric, my broomstick is as reliable as your car.
Has it got a name?

[tonyav]

Has it got a name?

That depends on if it's behaving or not, Daisy lol.

[queenofmean]

I'm back.....sorry in my jammies...I managed to dribble casserole down me sparkly :(

[tonyav]

Put it in the wash then, queenie.

[DaisyNonna]

Very smart Queenie. Perhaps one week we could have a pyjama party!

[excelsior-1]

hello queenofmean

i'm not staying - i am just popping in to tell you that you won today's caption competition - - congratulations

have a good evening, see you whenever.........

[Mammar]

Igor, you're a treasure. I've had one of those days, you know, when you've bitten off more than you can chew? Just went into the kitchen for a cuppa and I'd left the slow cooker on! Phew, near miss that.
So for the riffle we have
A HUGE bag of vegetable peelings, compost heap for the use of
3 dishcloths that look like I've mopped up a murder scene but it's only beetroot juice, honestly
An empty spray container of anti-bac, useful for filling with weed killer to spot-spray up the drive
2 empty packs of freezer bags
And a well boiled chicken carcass but still very tasty if you can be bothered to pick any more bits off it.

[excelsior-1]

whoops!

sorry queenofmean, i got confused, you did not win today (it was yesterday's )

[queenofmean]

Good Evening Excel - thank you for picking me :) I was trying very hard not to laugh when I was in the library. I have had a reasonably good evening thank you dinner and the Speedway GP after a very productive day at work. I hope you have a good weekend and I shall be about so no doubt we will bump into each other :)

Great Idea I'd love a pyjama party!!

Its already on its way down the laundry chute ;)

[Mammar]

Will somebody please tell me where I've hidden the last of me rich teas? I've got nothing to dunk and if anyone deserves a dunk today, it's me

[nungate]

She was thrilled to win of course Excel, are you sure you can't stay a while?
Been ages since we've had the pleasure of your company at the Towers

[Igor61]

Allow me, Madame Mammar, I shall enquire in the kitchen, I'm sure they have something suitable for dunking.

[queenofmean]

I think you left them in the biscuit tin, in the cupboard in the Snug Mammar

[tonyav]

A dunk Mammar !, fancy a swim then ?.

[nungate]

Have we done a pyjama party before? Maybe we could do another one?

[excelsior-1]

sorry hostess, i have been very occupied of late - i would not have been able to dedicated the entire evening to the MOFC, as i used to

however, when i have sorted a few things out - i will return, i promise

thank you for thinking of me