Mad Over Fifties Club

[queenofmean]

Good Evening and Welcome to this weeks Mad Over Fifties Club. This evening is looking like a scorcher, so we are taking things down to the beach so I hope you have brought your flip flops, bikinis/shorts and shades. Instead of the usual Hot Plate we are having a BBQ - Beef Burgers, Sausage Rolls, Hot Dogs and a salad bar is also available. Also no pudding trolley but we have brought in a specialist Ice Cream Machine so you can all make your own Ice Cream Sundaes – massive selection of sauces, sweeties and hundreds and thousands and mini cones. No Hot Tub but we do have the Olympic sized Paddling Pool. Igor is not in attendance this evening as he is away participating in trials for Silver Polish. The Tailcock this evening is the Long Island Iced Tea – something very refreshing on a lovely sunny evening. We have a new band this evening the 'Summer Time Blues' who specialise in Buddy Holly Tributes but they will be giving their spin on various Summer Anthems from the 50's through to the present day. We have a volleyball net set up at the west side of the beach if anyone fancies a game, a selection of inflatables (lilo's rubber rings and dinghy’s) are available if you wish to go into the water and for those daredevils among us we have 2 Twin Seater Jet Skis.

For the Rofl I have 2 bottles of nail polish
Yesterdays Daily Mail Puzzles half finished

So all aboard........and lets go to the Beach!

Carriages at Midnight

[murraymints]

Oh alright Brenda...fold the suit up...here take this spare sparkly....finish the drinks ...slurp...Well go to the pool...slurp...no ...best leave the sausages here....listen Brenda...Bye bye miss American pie ...remember that after fight party at the Liverpool empire...took my Chevy to the levy....Yes ..slurp...Where I met bulldog Billy...oh what a man....once he was out of traction he did walk again...slurp...didn't mean to...never mind....so bye bye....

[tonyav]

Hey minty, take it easy with the tailcocks, we don't want another incident now, do we !.

[DaisyNonna]

The blue sky DT. Blue is my favourite colour, shading into purple, definitely nothing in the turquoise range.

[lady-janine]

yes daisy. i used quick flash photography in the garden when it stopped raining for 5 minutes.

Minty - pace yourself - you're well on the way to being pi**ed. remember you're a lady.

[DTCwordfan]

http://www.elfm.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/blue-sky-sailboat.jpg

"sloopy at sea."

[DTCwordfan]

Blue and Purple:

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=blue+and+purple+picture&rls=com.microsoft:en-US:%7Breferrer:source%3F%7D&oe=UTF-8&rlz=1I7ASUT_enGB432GB404&redir_esc=&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&;tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=4iKhUe_4NY3Y0QWAr4CoDQ&;biw=1366&bih=643&sei=6CKhUYfyJ8HW0QWlooCwCw#facrc=_&imgrc=vxv9wOouza1kWM%3A%3B01ssiDx6tsl0YM%3Bhttps%253A%252F%252Flh6.googleusercontent.com%252F-hchz_p6M3Ow%252FUGailjMV5YI%252FAAAAAAABVdM%252FbHsynVXqfhQ%252Fs0-d%252FIMG_2559JPG.jpg%3Bhttps%253A%252F%252Fplus.google.com%252F118164235226818359485%3B1168%3B655

[lady-janine]

as a special offer daisy i can let you have a copy.

[DaisyNonna]

Peaceful scene.

[queenofmean]

Tony...should we water down Minty's Tailcock?

I was thinking of setting up a wee bonfire and toasting Marshmallows anyone in?

[Mammar]

Evenin' all. Been sitting in The Towers wondering where you all were when Nungate came down in her nightie and told me you'd all decamped down here.
Oo hot dogs ! With mustard and ketchup for me please and so many onions that they won't all stay in the bun. Heavenly x genius, whoever invented that combo

[excelsior-1]

me please, i love marshmallows

[DTCwordfan]

Hello Mammar.....

[tonyav]

Yes queenie.

And yep, bonfire and marshmallows sound good.

Evening Mammar.

[excelsior-1]

hello mammar, good to see you

i polished the plaque on the chocolate locker earlier on, it was a little dull

[queenofmean]

Would you be a sweetie Excel and light the fire?

Good Evening Mammar please do join us :)

erm..you can do the watering down bit then Tony

[lady-janine]

is it wise to ask tony queenie?

[DaisyNonna]

DT those pictures were amazing, thankyou so much. That sea!

[Mammar]

Do we get a sing-song with the marshmallows? If so, count me in. It's years since I sang a song about gin-gan-goolies

[murraymints]

Brr...that waters cold...here Brenda get dried off....I can smell marshmallows !! Grab another ..hic...island thingy ..want a marshwhatsit bren ?....hic..

[tonyav]

erm..you can do the watering down bit then Tony


Ok queenie, but don't let her see me do it, she'll go ballistic !, you may have to distract her somehow.