Good Evening and Welcome to this weeks Mad Over Fifties Club. This evening is looking like a scorcher, so we are taking things down to the beach so I hope you have brought your flip flops, bikinis/shorts and shades. Instead of the usual Hot Plate we are having a BBQ - Beef Burgers, Sausage Rolls, Hot Dogs and a salad bar is also available. Also no pudding trolley but we have brought in a specialist Ice Cream Machine so you can all make your own Ice Cream Sundaes – massive selection of sauces, sweeties and hundreds and thousands and mini cones. No Hot Tub but we do have the Olympic sized Paddling Pool. Igor is not in attendance this evening as he is away participating in trials for Silver Polish. The Tailcock this evening is the Long Island Iced Tea – something very refreshing on a lovely sunny evening. We have a new band this evening the 'Summer Time Blues' who specialise in Buddy Holly Tributes but they will be giving their spin on various Summer Anthems from the 50's through to the present day. We have a volleyball net set up at the west side of the beach if anyone fancies a game, a selection of inflatables (lilo's rubber rings and dinghy’s) are available if you wish to go into the water and for those daredevils among us we have 2 Twin Seater Jet Skis.
For the Rofl I have 2 bottles of nail polish
Yesterdays Daily Mail Puzzles half finished
Evening queenie and friends. Sorry not to be on time but my watch demised and had trouble unpacking the new one.
For the rifle I have, 2 empty half coconuts (birds really enjoyed the suet), A cowrie shell, A dinosaur plaster (outgrown), Small padlock with even smaller key jammed in it. A straightened paperclip.
QOM, I don't think you realise the celebrity (not me, another one) you have in your midst.
Murray "The Mauler" Mints was Female World Wrestling Champion form 1984-89
There you are tone !! I'll get the suit cleaned after Brendas little problem is fixed !! Look Brenda ..there's that model wummin ..the one in Vogue...we saw it at the doctors when I took you to get your dislocated shoulder put back ! No body slamming tonight ..remember what doc said....another long island I think...slurp...sausage roll Brenda ?? No voly vonts ! Here drink this and sit down over there behind the Barbie..Got to keep low ...
Lovely birthday thankyou. Received amodell to make of a Halifax bomber and the book of the story of Les Miserables from stage to screen. And the DVD. Taken out to dinner and a fabulous Indian takeaway in the same weekend. Chocolate birthday cake with candles and raspberries.
Thankyou queenie and thankyou DT for the exploding cake. Much appreciated.
Shall I serve myself to a Long Island or has Chubb got it covered? He may like the padlock.
For the roffl...half a bottle of Harvey's Bristol cream sherry
A yard of jaffa cakes...Well 18 inches anyway
A second hand priest's cassock
Pair of Jesus sandals size 9
Prayer book...bit damp and dog eared
Will there be sausages ?? Love a sausage ! These island things quite nice...just take another and one for Brenda ! Slurp...slurp....