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nungate | 21:00 Sat 19th Jan 2013 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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Greetings from Snowy Nungate Towers.
A warm welcome awaits any Mad Over Fifty who braves the elements this cold winter night. For your entertainment this evening we are finally able to have the Ice Skating Gala, postponed from last week, so it's everyone down to the frozen lake later this evening. For tonight's hot plate special we have that old favourite Potage Bonne Femme - yes we managed to find another good woman! In addition, we also have a heartwarming hot pot, and the usual offerings of volly vonts and horses doovers and on the pudding trolley is a clootie dumpling with lashings of lovely custard!
In addition to their usual samplings of madrigals and toccattas, the minstrels will be playing a selection of Alice Cooper's greatest hits, and a small chamber orchestra have secreted themselves in the garden pavilion to provide the music for the ice skating. Also on offer by the lake will be mulled wine and all manner of hot drinks. Tonight's tailcock the "Snowglobe flurry" will only be available within the Towers as it is a somewhat potent brew, and we do not wish any of our guests to be seeing pink penguins within the Towers' grounds.
For the rofl we have an interesting selection of snow shovels and gritting salt

Sleighs ordered for midnight.
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welcome to the madhouse, sparkles......
Good evening nungate. I am fine thanks and hope you are too xx
I can do a triple sec when I am back on the booze.....
Good evening nungate and all, for the rofle I bring an inkless pen, a pic of joeluke for the dartboard and a sample of rejected wall paper. Please may I have a glass of what DT is drinking.
You got me DT, those staples were promised to me with the attached DNA
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Hello and welcome Sparkles, we do like a bit of recycling here at the Towers. Would you like a tailcock?
a gin-ger tonic of some form, sibs......
May I have another Flurry? My commiserations nungate. Why are eleven men (no, 10, forgot the goalkeeper's jersey) unable to ply as a team, support each other and WIN?
ah a new victim, oh no I mean guest
Evening sparkles.
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Hi there Sib, of course you may have a Singapore Catapult, will you be skating later?
Would love one please Nun. do you have any ice?
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We were left with only 9 plus the goalie tonight Daisy.... that ref was an ****!!!%6$**2!!!"""""@@#~~+!!
Could I have another bucket of Snowglobe please nungate.
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Ice? Do we have ice? Sparkle we have a lake full!
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Coming right up Tony...
I'll give the skating a miss, I think, slipped up a few times on the way here
LOL are suggesting that the ref *^@~%$! nungate lol.
Tony, I slither. Have all the balance skill of a Villa forward in front of an open goal.
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You be your sweet bippy I am Tony!
Good evening sibs. If you have slipped several times may I suggest you take more water with your drinks? xx
Nooooo Daisy no one can be that bad.

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