Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open



Welcome one and all to our Jubilee Weekend Club .

As I am sure you will all have noticed, we have got the bunting out and the hall is totally jubilantly decked. The red white and blue theme has been continued with jubilation throughout the building and even the stables have been repainted puce (which is the colour we got when we mixed the red white and blue paints).
Members who wish to identify themselves as jubilarians may do so by signing the Big Book on the sideboard in the lower lesser grand ballroom.

Tonight's jubilar raffle so far has for prizes:


1 silver jubilee mug (slightly cracked)
1 golden jubilee tea towel (slightly washed out)
14 Union Jack flags (all full size)
6 red buttons
7 white gloves (some pairs)
8 blue berets (the hats, not the men)

[tenrec]

No DT I was referring to Pimlico in the film Passport to Pimlico, as Morecambe seem to be flying the Upside Down version of the Union Flag.

[tenrec]

Good evening nungate, I have the pleasure of buttling you tonight. One large tailcock coming up.

[petal54]

I don't hold withfamilias ten petal will do,warm tailcocks would be most welcome.welcome to the team,I do some non cleaning,when let out of my padded cell

[albaqwerty]

oh me gosh passport to pimlico, also the other black and white film who I can't remember at all. Decent movies, Margaret Rutherford in Miss Marple tihngies to


OK can't spell sorry

[tenrec]

Thank you petal. Do we get a comfort break at 10 o'clock?

[petal54]

my son used to love 'school for scoundrels',hard cheese. find a quiet alcove.....

[tenrec]

Alba there was the Lavendar Hill Mob and many more - all great b & w british films.

[DTCwordfan]

May I advocate buying the following Diamante Jubbly mug, all the way from Guandong in China......

http://www.huffington...london_n_1558578.html

[petal54]

have a kit kat whenever,so long the cloaks are quiet & drinks floating

[albaqwerty]

no comfort breaks at all. Sorry Ten, commited , that is the thing. I'll take over for 15 if you like x

[tenrec]

D'you think that would be a good investment DT? Although if I don't get paid for my buttling, I'll struggle with the payments.

[petal54]

that mug will be worth a bob or 2 in a few years

[tenrec]

Oh Alba you are such a love. It's the recent infection I had - without a p-break, who knows what will happen (well actually I do know what will happen).

[DTCwordfan]

there are many other fine perks, ten, such as free fish from the moat, caught and part-eaten by the croc - not sure what that Al Pacino of nungate's eats.

[gness]

When I asked for a quiet corner I didn`t expect to be stuck up here in the turret clutching my cream puff and no drink! TENREC!!!!!!!!

[nungate]

Ah, Tenrec, you've added a nice touch of feminity to the buttling duties this evening, I thank you for seeing to my little bucket of this evening's libation.
Will this be a temporary arrangement or will this position be more....permanent?

Alba, Passport to Pimlico often pops up on Film Four on Sky if it's of any of any interest to you

[DTCwordfan]

same company as the one that had Prince Hal as Kate's hubbie-to-be, the ultimate ménage-à-trois......

[tenrec]

gness, I'm struggling to cope down here. No one has helped with the washing of the glasses, the tea towels are still damp from falling in the moat. I'll be up in a couple of minutes. I will bring a large tailcock with me.

[DaisyNonna]

Please madam butler, may I have a drink? Sorry to jubble you.

[albaqwerty]

gness, I saved a few pints for you, check under the settle near the oak door x