I've Fallen..

[Patsy33]

I've fallen in love with a another ventriloquists doll,
but she's already spoken for.

[elliemay1]

Maybe the ventriloquist will put in a good word for you

[Patsy33]

Perhaps I could tempt one with a gottle of geer....

[marval]

You will have to get your own dummy.

[Patsy33]

Hands up, I know I have a lot to answer for..

[zebo]

You're too presumptuous, let her speak for herself.

[tonyav]

Well someone was pulling the strings.

[elliemay1]

More like someone had a hand in it

[Voltage]

A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, and getting quite a few laughs. An irate Irishman stands up and exclaims, “You’re making out we’re all dumb and stupid! I oughtta punch you in the nose!”

The ventriloquist replies, “I’m sorry, sir. It’s all in good fun. I didn’t want to offend you.”

“Not you,” says the Irishman. “I’m talking to the little fecker on your knee.”

[murraymints]

I'm speechless !

[Voltage]

There's a 1st for everything lol x

[murraymints]

cheeky monkey xx

[Shaglene]

Do you have to do all the talking.........