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I got a peanut stuck in my ear last night. I just poured in some chocolate and it came out a treat!!
These two men were cellmates in prison for nine years. One day Larry said to Joe, "You know man its been a long time since we had some sex so you oughta let me screw you." Joe replied. "Are you...
The mafia have boiled a man to death in an industrial pasta cooker.
Police are undergoing tests to aldentify the victim....
The Government are seeking a suitable rich Crony to implement their latest solution to the fuel crisis.
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Blanche: "Herb, if you don't stop snoring, I'm going to toss you out on your ear!"
Herb: "Does it upset you that much?"
Blanche: "Not just me, the entire church congregation."...
I said to my wife last night 'Do you have to scratch when we are having sex?' Shh, she said, I think ive won a tenner
not only have I just won the lottery but my ex girlfriend says she wants us to get back together
While doing my supermarket shopping this morning i saw a
guy buy ten 6-packs of San Miguel, 20 Paella ready meals,
10 boxes of Tacos and 3 Sombreros.
I said to myself, Hispanic buying....
I don't get it !
I was in the petrol queue at Tesco for hours, eventually, it was my turn at the pumps. I got so emotional...
I started to fill up....
~~~ goT bk fr0m the Wite Frat (hic).
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I started to fill up....
Finally arrived at the front of the petrol queue and got really emotional
Just started to fill up...
brain games
I went to the doctor the other day and complained about my sore feet.
He said: “Gout!”
I said: “But I’ve only just walked in!”...
I wondered why a frisbee got bigger and bigger the nearer it got to me. Then it hit me.
Nicola Sturgeon and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a cow ran in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the cow was killed. Nicola told her driver...
..a guy was playing on a golf course in Kenya, when a lion leapt at him out of the bushes. His caddy pulled out a rifle and shot the lion just before it could do any damage. "Thank God you had that...
The owner of a small deli was being questioned by an Income tax inspector about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of £80,000 for the year. "Why don't you people leave me alone?" the deli...
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