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Mid to late 80's

This ones driving me nuts, an 80's track where the male performer more or less just talks and somewhere in the track he says " maybe head on up on the M62" Many thanx

rich_2k5

Corsa Sxi Clock display problem

The cd and clock display on the dashboard seemed to have faded in my corsa sxi (53). How would this be fixed?

norma-milne

car keeps cuttin out

i have a 1999 (t reg ) vauxhall cosa 16v automatic car starts fine then when driving will cuddenly cut out and cant get it started for about an hour. have changed plugs, cleaned air filter, and...

jonnix

thank you norman the dog &co. I have managed to replace the headlight main beam bulb without removing headlight assembly from the car.Very little room but I must have small hands. My Haynes Manual was...

SoyStupido

re vw suspension/bushes?

I have recently bought a 1997 golf, i noticed that after going over a bump.or raised road signs/rumble bumps, that the rear end twitches. I took it to a garage,they checked all steering/suspension...

Spacecloud07

Whats wrong with my car???

Whenever I drive in cold conditions (usually around 11pm when it's starting to get icy) I get a whurring noise coming from under the bonnet. It only happens when I'm accelerating and the engine is...

Myriad2112

what is the best meal ever?

what is the best main meal ever, ever, ever. mine is spaghetti bolognaise

StevePil

VW Passat 2002 1.9 TDI

Hi All I have noticed recently my car is really juddering at times, when pulling away, I have put the car in 4th and tried the clutch test and it stalled. It has covered 80k, but it really judders...

twazerk

Italian Job

In the proper 1960's film where are these roads, The crash tunnel at the beginning, the tunnel entrance where the cars get crushed and the road where the bus crashes at the end. Do these roads still...

twazerk

Iceland

I'm pretty sure he must be famous for something other than pulling stupid faces on the Iceleand ad's but I've no idea who he is. Does anyone have a clue, and if he is famous for something else what...

kwicky

Car repairs by an unestablished garage

MY car had done sufficient mileage to change the cam belt plus some other items. The bill was in excess of ?300 mostly labour charges with the cam belt replacement eating up a large proportion. Should...

sarahb79

do i need a Mot?

Ive have just bought a 2006 reg car.It came with a mot certificate which says expires in october 2008.I thought new cars didnt need MOT for 3 years. Am i right or wrong?. How would i go about taxing...

jen35

fuel systems

I own a Vectra 2ltr TDI, the car seems to be self bleeding when i try to start the car, i have been told that there is air getting into the fuel system, but when a friend checked the fuel he found oil...

xraanswerban

mot

My mot expires on the 2nd Jan, as it's a bad time for hols when is the earliest I can have it done.

Liz65

Shockie !

Thinking I had done a shockie in, I took it to my usual mechanic and he said it had actually broken off at the top, something he had never seen in his 40+ years in the trade. Anyone any ideas as to...

gsr600

Nissan Almera Tino

Hi All ABers Can anyone tell me if it is possible to reset the service indicator oneself, on the Nissan Almera Tino on a 05 plate a friend at work has asked this. thanks in advance. GSR600 somebody...

wizard69

chatting

Two Middle East mothers are sitting in the cafe strip chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing....

trevornunn

Ford galaxy problem

My ford Galaxy cut out on me on the motorway and woulod not restart. The engine turns but there is no compression. It feels like there is no fuel getting to the engine. I would appreciate any help...

Lindy66

Car heater

Have a Fiesta N reg and the heater inside is not working just blows out hot air. Before taking it to a garage too look out and no doubt charge a fortune, are there any checks I can do first to try and...

gingerflaps

WARNING this is the most offensive joke ever

whats the most offensive disturbing joke you've ever heard, here is mine...... not for the easily offended what's 18 inches, stiff, and makes women...

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