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Ford Escort Red Key - what is it for???

I've just bought a 1998 S Reg Ford Escort Finesse. It has come with 2 black keys and 1 red key. Can someone please explain exactly what the red key is for, when I would need to use it, and how I would...

Femele

Cryptic TV series quiz

This one is doing my nut - I am doing Gav & Arno's cryptic tv series quiz and have a lot of the answers now but am struggling now - happy to trade if anyone is in the same position! Anyone know the...

twazerk

Old drawings

When I wasa kid (many years ago) I used to draw pictures of strange machines with things like, a boot on a hinge to move something or a funnel to guide a falling object etc etc. I was told recently...

lysses

gearbox number for astra

hi how can i find out the gearbox number for my 2004 astra "g" so i can change the clutch

KAZ

Help! Mini boot handle is stuck!!!!

I can't get in! and I have a flat battery! What do I do???? (Classic Mini)

ath123

wheel nut size for mazda 323 'n' reg

what is the wheel nut size for a mazda 323 'n' reg

MBleM

1995 ford fiesta slave cylinder leaks

My fiesta slave cylinder leaks. do i have to remove the entire gearbox to replace it.

Leachy10

An apple a day

There's an old saying: An apple a day keeps the doctors away. But nowadays most doctors seem to be Muslim so I find that bacon is far more effective.

MrBen5

Peugeot 206

Hmmm, i have a peugeot 206 1.4 glx. Started it up this morning and my Engine diagnostic warning light keeps flashing. Read the manual and it says "incorrect operation of injection, ignition or...

lilee

top end for vectra

i have a vectra 1.8 i have been told that the cambelt has gone and damaged all the 16 valves been told its cheeper to have a recon top end what sort of price am i mlooking at ?

pugt75

Renault Clio Starting problems

My Wife drives a 2001 Y reg 1.2 16valve Renault clio. On accosions she will go to start the car and it will turn over fine just not fire up she will then have to leave it for 5 to 10 minutes go back...

gelda

man and usual demands

Man and wife go off to bed, the man strokes his wifes arm and says how about it then, she says sorry but I've got a gynacologists appointment tomorrow and I want to stay clean, he turns over but...

lilee

cambelt

cambelt gone on a vectra club 1.8 how much should it cost to repair?

Caladon

Diesel Engine Shuddering

My Saab 9-3 has started to shudder at low revs in high gear... notably when it is cold in first or around 30mph in 4th gear. Someone mentioned drive pulleys? Thanks, Cal

jasonmatra

1994 1.4 8 valve astra

where is the thermostat situated on my astra and if its on the head do i need toremove the cam belt to replace it?

Ian1

Routemaster Bus

A Routemaster double-decker bus is on its journey somewhere in London. The conductor goes upstairs to collect the fares. A P@ki is sat there. The conductor says " fares please" to which the P@ki...

Abdulmajid

Replies to Jokes

Dear Aber's. I am sure I am not alone in my annoyance at replies that say things like Heard it before Very old Has been here before Check 176 posts down. Jokes are like songs and movies. Not everybody...

Trojanfarce

Moral Dilemma

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in...

Le Chat

Audi A2 series of unsolved problems!

My Audi A2 kept stalling at junctions, traffic lights etc and was difficult to restart, so as I work for Mercedes-Benz, they towed it into the workshop and decided that I had put petrol in the engine...

ormesbyannie

uneven Brake pad wear

HI all, I have a Citroen C5 2.2 HDi 2003. Recently my brakes started squealing. Having changed the rear pads not so long ago I jacked up and removed off side rear wheel to inspect the pads. The inner...

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