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The Pearly Gates
A man is at the Pearly Gates and sees a load of clocks behind St Peter. He asked what are those for. St Peter replies they're lie clocks and record everybody's lies. He then says that's Mother Theresa's clock which have never moved showing she's never lied. That one is Abraham Lincoln's and it's only moved twice showing he only lied twice.
The man then asked, where's Keir Starmer's clock - St Peter replied were using it as a fan.
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