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Mad Over Fifties Club

Tonight's The Night! The evening of the Mad Over Fifties Christmas Ball has arrived! Time for all the Mad Over Fifties to put on their finest suits and poshest frocks and join the festivities here at...
21:13 Sat 22nd Dec 2012200 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 23:28 Sat 12th Jan 2013
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excelsior-1

I Did Not Last Long As ......

.... a professional violinist . . . . but at least i have another string to my bow...
20:56 Tue 18th Dec 201230 answers, last by sibton 22:54 Tue 18th Dec 2012
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friedgreentomato

Classic Cars

At what age does a car become classic and get free road tax? Thank you...
11:51 Tue 18th Dec 201211 answers, last by jake-the-peg 20:49 Tue 18th Dec 2012
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slinky.kate

Seven Days

25d.touch,tinge(6)n-a--- 39a.illegal action(5)--i-e 52a.incomplete(7)-k----- 49d.clothes or music in the style of the recent past(5)r---- 53d.pub(8)----e--y 61d. lure into danger(6)--t--- 55d.be...
18:33 Mon 17th Dec 20129 answers, last by wardlaw 18:37 Mon 17th Dec 2012
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sidkid

I Was

driving down the motorway with my new blonde girlfriend when she said "I think those lads in the car next to us are from Wales". "Why do you say that"?, I replied. "Well they've just written STIT RUOY...
15:24 Mon 17th Dec 20126 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:21 Mon 17th Dec 2012
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Jemisa

Overheard...

In church I heard a lady in the pew next to me saying a prayer. It was so sweet and sincere that I just had to share with you....
15:31 Sat 15th Dec 20124 answers, last by tonyav 23:36 Sat 15th Dec 2012
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Cruciformist

I Gave Up My Job At The Kennels.....

I was just a dogsbody.
18:42 Tue 11th Dec 201230 answers, last by Baldric 19:43 Tue 11th Dec 2012
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Arti

Cheryl Cole To Sue.....

Cheryl Cole is, apparently, suing the makers of X-Factor USA for sacking her, even though they still paid her the agreed sum for the whole series....
21:23 Sat 08th Dec 201211 answers, last by Mrsspagnoli57 21:47 Sat 08th Dec 2012
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emmie

Where on earth would you put this

some of the comments are quite amusing, and the Matt cartoon great....
16:59 Wed 05th Dec 20127 answers, last by em10 19:43 Wed 05th Dec 2012
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excelsior-1

I was thinking about becoming a historian ...

... But i cannot see a future in it
20:22 Tue 04th Dec 20126 answers, last by Tilly2 20:26 Tue 04th Dec 2012
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dotty.

lol Monsieur bar-ton

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4666600/Joey-Barton-video-Barton-does-a-Steve-McClaren.html...
18:04 Mon 26th Nov 20125 answers, last by daffy654 19:22 Mon 26th Nov 2012
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Jemisa

Weight Loss...

A fellow was ordered to lose 75 pounds, due to VERY serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a guaranteed weight loss program....
13:36 Mon 19th Nov 201215 answers, last by ChahedMoetaz 13:13 Tue 19th Jan 2021
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LyndaB

I don't mean to sound smug ...... BUT

I've nearly finished my Christmas shopping!
19:04 Tue 13th Nov 201225 answers, last by EcclesCake 19:26 Tue 13th Nov 2012
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Jefflb69

Car improvements 1980

Car improvements since 1980
21:17 Sun 04th Nov 20126 answers, last by methyl 00:45 Sun 11th Nov 2012
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Jemisa

Fluctuaions?

Today's word is................. "Fluctuations I will never hear or see this word again without thinking of this. ................................................
23:46 Sat 03rd Nov 20126 answers, last by seisdbsdf 03:50 Sun 04th Nov 2012
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Flyhalf

I'll Need To Watch Out For The Lightning Bolt.

What's the difference between immaculate conception and virgin birth? 9 months!...
13:59 Sat 03rd Nov 20128 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:37 Sat 03rd Nov 2012
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masma

3 so far..

... Trick or Treaters that is. First couple, a boy and girl of about 5 years old, rang the bell at 6 ish, pitch dark outside. I complimented them on their outfits and gave them both sweets. I asked...
19:45 Wed 31st Oct 201234 answers, last by tonyav 13:22 Thu 01st Nov 2012
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Kiki-frog

Pub staff meeting

A pub landlady calls a staff meeting and says to her team, 'I think you should know that I've just had to throw a James Bond villain out of the pub.' 'Javier Bardem?' asks a barmaid in disbelief. 'No,...
11:41 Sun 28th Oct 20126 answers, last by excelsior-1 12:52 Sun 28th Oct 2012
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desktop

do lana del ray have new album

lana del ray what is her new song on do she have a new album
21:50 Sat 27th Oct 20128 answers, last by factor30 13:44 Mon 29th Oct 2012
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starone

A Colonoscopy in America

After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonoscopy in Alabama, I decided to have my next one carried out while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are...
15:04 Wed 24th Oct 20125 answers, last by marval 15:07 Wed 24th Oct 2012

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