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This really ugly woman goes to see her doctor, severely depressed and suicidal.

"Doc, I can't stand it any more," she says. "No-one will look at me, touch me or kiss me. Can you help me at all?" she asks. The doctor replies, "Sure, just lie down over...

turast

The Village People. Was he wearing a box?

In the video for YMCA, the Highway Patrol Officer has a pair of handcuffs attached to his waistband. As he dances, the handcuffs appear to be constantly tapping him in the groin area. As all we men...

silka

I wont be watching will you ?

Earlier I had to switch off tv as the giggling sychophant Lorraine Kelly came on, I will not be watching the new programme on ITV that she will be anchoring shortly.

LochNessMonster

Manchester Utd sponsor pulls out of deal ?

Utd were to be sponsored by dog food manufacture next season. But they can't have WINALOT on the front of their shirts ?...

murraymints

strange text

my mum got an odd text from an unknown number and with no identification saying something like...this is a test text..reply immediately.... told her to delete it..is this the latest scam to text...

Jemisa

Grandmother...

: JEWISH ELBOW Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to stayt with his wife. "You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301 . There is a...

lauratwentyeight

im just looking for Critique onb my singing not my playing?

im just exsperementing with diffrent singing styles or attempting to lol! im just wondering does this style of singing whatever it is suit me?? i ask on here for honest advice if thats okay? thanks!...

josadler7

Brake calliper piston sticking

Hi Please can you help? My Ford focus Mk1 2002 nearside brake calliper piston is sticking, causing the brakes to bind one sometimes. Same thing happened on the other side last year and Ford charged me...

dickythecook

Why men stare at

Ladies chests. tinypic.com/r/6o1opz/5 I hope this link works...

Megyog

state the number of pistons in the brake calliper of a vauxhall astra di 16v 99 plate.

i need to find out the number of pistons in the brake calliper of a vauxhall astra di 16v 99 plate. thanks.

LochNessMonster

It's a sin !

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman." The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" The Irishman said,...

Essaitch57

Clean underwear

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the Daily News comes this story of a Walsall couple who drove their car to Asda, only to have their car break...

dick1954

Fireside Quiz

How to become a millionaire The answer is a girls name

hoggyboy

daily record the big one

21 across simmer untill partly cooked p?r?o?l

adamalotta

What is the name of this song?

and who sang it originally?

daisychain69

Two tone car colour

Hi all, I am after a car which when you look at it at different angles it changes colour but dont know what to put in on autotrader. I have tried putting in two tone colour & pearlescent colour...

Admarlow.

Help Me Pick A Car PLEASE!!!

Can anyone suggest a car, I have 6,000 pounds to spend and want something fun and/or convertable. I am a bloke so an mx5 is out of the question! TiA

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