A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen." "That's a beautiful...
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll give you £100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed...
Don't know about you lot..but I spent all day yesterday running, jumping, swimming,sailing,cycling and even had a bounce about the trampoline..and I have to do it all again today !!!!
Hi, the coolant light on my Seat Leon petrol comes on when i first start the car from cold in the mornings, if i drive for 5 mins the temp gauge goes to normal then if i stop and start the car again...
i have to go for an ultra sound at the hospital today,i have an enlarged liver,the doctor keeps asking how much i drink,but i only drink at the 'over fifties club'so its mamya's fault with all the...
Tonyav implores me As he's finding it depressing to write about his life without mentioning cross dressing Thoughts of wigs and padding He's finding quite a drag And he can't keep his spanners neat In...
WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary, the husband yelled, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies...
While the bar customer savoured a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The barman served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "This is a special...
An Irish woman "of a certain age", visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's sex drive. "What about trying Viagra?” asks the doctor. "Not a...
Went to the Trafford Centre near Manchester yesterday - all I can say is, what recession might we be in? It was just any old Monday and the shoppers were out in force, and in the cafes, and in the...
A women was pregnant with triplets. One day she goes into this bank as it was being held up. She gets shot 3 times in her stomach, but luckily she lives. She goes to the Hospital who tell her her...
