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Where Is The Over 50's Club?

Got my clean frock on....
21:55 Fri 08th Mar 201934 answers, last by gulliver1 23:58 Fri 08th Mar 2019
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State Pensions

A woman who never had a job but stayed at home bringing up her children has a husband who worked massive amounts of overtime to boost their income. Now both retired and on state pensions, he gets...
11:07 Thu 07th Mar 201924 answers, last by Theland 19:53 Thu 07th Mar 2019
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Saving The Planet

If I continue to recycle my lager cans, will you stop driving your cars, and not fly to Europe on holiday? Together we could maybe save a polar bear?...
23:18 Tue 05th Mar 201923 answers, last by ummmm 02:37 Wed 06th Mar 2019
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Brexit Cake

Was in Poundstretcher today, joking with my friend the assistant. I asked her if the Brexit cakes where in yet? Another customer, a lady, who had just paid for her bits, perked up and asked, "Brexit...
21:27 Tue 05th Mar 201919 answers, last by jno 02:41 Thu 07th Mar 2019
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Man In Cake Shop

Man goes into a cake shop with a lion. Owner shouts," You can't bring that lion into my cake shop!" Man replies, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe, and this is not a cake shop, it's Answerbank!"...
19:07 Tue 05th Mar 201924 answers, last by Lie-in King 19:54 Tue 05th Mar 2019
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Man And Giraffe.

Man goes into bar with a giraffe and buys two drinks. Giraffe knocks it back and collapses on the floor. The barman exclaims, "You can't leave that lyin' on the floor." Man replies, "Not a lion, it's...
18:54 Tue 05th Mar 20198 answers, last by Prudie 19:45 Tue 05th Mar 2019
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Carrying A Knife.

With all these stabbings and no police deterrent, how do we protect ourselves? I am carrying a hammer. How about you?...
02:16 Mon 04th Mar 201968 answers, last by Theland 19:01 Tue 05th Mar 2019
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"whatever Love Is."

Do you remember the reporter asking Prince Charles on the occasion of his engagement to Lady Diana Spencer, "Are you in love?" And he replied, "Yes of course, whatever love is!" So I don't think I...
02:02 Mon 04th Mar 201920 answers, last by Theland 19:13 Mon 04th Mar 2019
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The More I Learn About The Bible, The More Amazed I Am.

Atheists read the Bible and find plenty to criticise it. However it so cleverly written, that there are levels of understanding at so many levels in even the most simple texts. Many texts have been...
23:29 Sun 03rd Mar 2019206 answers, last by naomi24 23:03 Thu 04th Apr 2019
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Modern Warfare.

Not a military man myself, so asking those who are or were, for an opinion. Am puzzled how infantry with back up, went from Normandy to Berlin, in so short a time, compared to modern battle tactics...
02:12 Sun 03rd Mar 201932 answers, last by sanmac 00:43 Mon 04th Mar 2019
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Purple Blotches On My Arm.

Got two of these purple blotches on my arm. Two on right, one on left. Had these before and fade After a week or so. On lots of medications. Could it be that?...
02:01 Sun 03rd Mar 201927 answers, last by ummmm 02:18 Mon 04th Mar 2019
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I Wouldn't Mind A Chat

I wouldn't mind a chat. Just talk about stuff an problems. Bit worried about darts being thrown. Suffer depression. Just want to chat. Stuff happening. Lots. Don't want sympathy, just a chat. Maybe...
22:30 Tue 26th Feb 201945 answers, last by Hopkirk 22:05 Thu 28th Feb 2019
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The R.c. Cess Pit.

How can anybody wanting to worship God or wanting to search for Him ever step into a Roman Catholic Church given their recent revelations about criminal and pervasive sexual abuse with both adults and...
18:22 Sun 24th Feb 2019103 answers, last by nailit 22:33 Tue 26th Feb 2019
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Brexit Cake?

Will you be buying or baking a Brexit cake, and sending Happy Brexit cards? Surely an opportunity for a Brexit Entrenpeneur....
18:02 Sun 24th Feb 201911 answers, last by ichkeria 19:32 Sun 24th Feb 2019
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The Frog In The Hot Water.

I read some years ago, that a frog, put into a pan of water that is heated up, will get so used to the change in temperature, that it will not try to escape but stay until it dies. Don't know if that...
17:55 Sun 24th Feb 20197 answers, last by Old_Geezer 10:20 Tue 26th Feb 2019
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A Sensible And Fair Immigratiln Policy?

How would you design a sensible and fair immigration policy, and make provision for getting rid of undesirables?
17:01 Sat 23rd Feb 201915 answers, last by birdie1971 03:20 Sun 24th Feb 2019
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I'm Not Racist But .........

Sadly, whenever discussing ethnic issues, I have to try and establish the fact that I am not a racist. But of course, the phrase, " I am not a racist but .....", is an open invitation, for the...
22:02 Fri 22nd Feb 2019140 answers, last by andy-hughes 16:28 Sat 23rd Feb 2019
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Multiculturalism And Diversity

We have been told for years that multiculturalism and diversity enriches us. Simple question - How?...
02:59 Thu 21st Feb 201927 answers, last by Theland 18:44 Fri 22nd Feb 2019
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Obituary

I don't want to pop my clogs and miss out on obituaries. So to give me a flavour of what will be written, any chance of letting me know now what will be said? So come on, the nice ones, the horrible...
22:33 Wed 20th Feb 201934 answers, last by Peter Pedant 10:52 Thu 21st Feb 2019
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If I Had Custard Pie.

"If You had a custard pie, who would you throw it at?" (he said, covering himself in black plastic bin bags!)...
02:22 Tue 19th Feb 201912 answers, last by Theland 18:03 Wed 20th Feb 2019

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