Obituary

[Theland]

I don't want to pop my clogs and miss out on obituaries.

So to give me a flavour of what will be written, any chance of letting me know now what will be said?

So come on, the nice ones, the horrible ones, the funny ones, the ridiculing ones, the insulting ones.

Fill yer boots mourners. Give me your best and worst.

And no offence taken - I will be dead!

[retrocop]

I will no longer be bothered by a God bother but by God he will!

[Mamyalynne]

He fought your corner, so find him a good seat.

[douglas9401]

.......and the funny thing is, after all of that, the stairway went downwards.

[nailit]

ROFL @ Douglas ^^

[anneasquith]

How would AB know you were dead the land ?

[DTCwordfan]

He'd tell us, Anne....

[anneasquith]

He would ?

[maggiebee]

Death plays Hide and Seek. "It doesn't matter where you hide, I'm coming to get you!"

[agchristie]

"It happened,it was written..."

:o)

[Baldric]

Theland works in mysterious ways!

[Theland]

Must tell the family to blow a bugle on AB.

And if you want to organise a whip around, I'll have it now! :-))

[marval]

Theland is coming, he has your address.

[237SJ]

I`m shocked as to the amount of my colleagues who have survived cancer or who have died of it. They are not old people - most of them are in their 30s, 40s and 50s. That wasn't the case in the 1980s (most of the deaths were caused by AIDS) Somewhere along the line something has changed and I`m not convinced that it is caused by an unhealthy life style as times have changed and people are more interested in eating a salad and going to the gym than drinking, smoking and getting *** (oh happy days)

[237SJ]

Oh God, I spent all my time typing that out and got the wrong thread.

[Mamyalynne]

Easily done, C&P it over and report this one.

[vetuste_ennemi]

Theland prophesies his own death. I think you're on to a dead cert at last, Theland.

Obituary? Will a bit of doggerel do? Will it fit on your headstone?

"Theland. As he told us fond of God.
Gone. Departed. 'neath the sod.

All those posts of gentle mirth ,
The many more I couldn't stand -
Well, for their loss, for what it's worth,
I shed a tear with sad adieu and

Watch the welcomong earth
Reclaim Theland"

[237SJ]

I didn't even look at this thread. I would imagine that the posts were jumping around and when I clicked on the correct one, it moved. No worries.

[agchristie]

The Wailing Wall wails on for Theland!

[Baldric]

Is he Jewish?

[Theland]

Vetuste - I like that. X