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The Vicar

One Sunday a vicar told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the...
17:59 Thu 30th Jun 2022
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The Queens Visit

On a recent visit by the queen to our local hospital Her majesty required that she meet some patients. The patients were informed of this and told to mind their behaviour. The queen approached the...
15:43 Thu 30th Jun 2022
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Sado

A young couple were making passionate love in the guy's van (you know, shag pile carpets, big double mattress in the back ... and all that) when suddenly the girl , being a bit on the kinky side,...
12:19 Thu 30th Jun 20221 answer, last by davebro 12:21 Thu 30th Jun 2022
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Currency

A Chinese man goes to the bank and asks to change a Chinese $50 note into Sterling, he is given £37.86. A month later he goes to the bank and asks to change a Chinese $50 note into Sterling, he is...
14:52 Wed 29th Jun 20221 answer, last by brian j john 20:53 Wed 29th Jun 2022
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The New Boss

A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a...
11:27 Wed 29th Jun 2022
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Doctor

I went to see my doctor this morning. “Some one decided to graffiti my house last night!” I raged. “So why are you telling me?” the doctor asked. “I can't understand the writing,” I replied. “Was it...
14:22 Tue 28th Jun 2022
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Formula 1

The Ferrari team were so disappointed ay not winning the constructor's championship, they got the whole team together, everyone from the drivers to the tea lady, and watched the footage of every race,...
14:04 Tue 28th Jun 20221 answer, last by Canary42 14:42 Tue 28th Jun 2022
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Corkscrew

Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed glanced over and noticed that Ted's penis was twisted like a corkscrew. "Blimey," Ed said. "I've never seen one like that before."...
12:11 Tue 28th Jun 2022
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Car Mechanic

I had to call a mechanic out to look at my car this morning, "What's the damage, pal?" I asked. "It reminds me a lot of Oscar Pistorius," he said as he rubbed his hand over the bonnet. "Why is that?"...
18:54 Mon 27th Jun 2022
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Gcse Exam

Actual answers by students sitting a GCSE exam on Biology. Biology Q. What happens to your body when you age? A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. Q. What happens to a...
15:11 Mon 27th Jun 20221 answer, last by zebo 22:45 Tue 28th Jun 2022
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Little Susie

One day Little Susie got her monthly period for the first time in her life. Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her...
15:05 Mon 27th Jun 20221 answer, last by dustypuss 15:16 Mon 27th Jun 2022
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Tonight Quiz of the week starts at 7pm (British time) https://stin.to/f0blx#...
17:40 Sun 26th Jun 2022
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The Birds And The Bees

A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me." Confused, the father asked what...
08:20 Sun 26th Jun 2022
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On The Beach

A widowed lady, Sarah, was sitting on a beach towel on Rhyl Beach. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, spread his blanket on the sand nearby, and had begun reading a book....
14:26 Sat 25th Jun 2022
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Quickies

I bought a train ticket and the driver said "Eurostar" I said "Well I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin. ___ I visited the offices of the RSPCA today. It's tiny, you couldn't swing a cat in...
12:25 Sat 25th Jun 2022
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The Twelve Days Of Christmas

THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS: On the first day of Christmas my true love said to me, I'm glad we've bought a turkey and a proper Christmas tree. On the second day of Christmas much laughter could be...
16:10 Thu 23rd Jun 20223 answers, last by Shaglene 15:52 Fri 24th Jun 2022
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Seance

I arrived home late last evening after the first of the xmas sojurns- a group of people that I hardly knew. I felt a bit lonesome and after watching one of those spiritual shows on satelitte I decided...
10:55 Thu 23rd Jun 20222 answers, last by Ken4155 12:55 Thu 23rd Jun 2022
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Petrol Price

Top 5 Signs that petrol has gotten way too expensive: 1. A filling station is offering a free car with every fill up! 2. Any purchase over a gallon requires a credit check. 3. Price is now in gold...
15:43 Wed 22nd Jun 20222 answers, last by murraymints 17:56 Fri 24th Jun 2022
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Church Notice

Found on the Noticeboard There will be a procession next Sunday afternoon in the grounds of the Parish Church. If it rains in the afternoon the procession will take place in the morning....
13:06 Wed 22nd Jun 2022
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Church Organist

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the vicar came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting...
16:57 Tue 21st Jun 20221 answer, last by zebo 20:46 Tue 21st Jun 2022

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