Seance

Rondy | 10:55 Thu 23rd Jun 2022 | Jokes

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I arrived home late last evening after the first of the xmas sojurns- a group of people that I hardly knew.
I felt a bit lonesome and after watching one of those spiritual shows on satelitte I decided to hold my own seance.
I've got a large round kitchen table but no Oiuja board.
So I opened a can of Alphabetti Spaghetti and carefully laid the letters around the outside of the table.
An upturned scotch glass was positioned in the centre and I asked the question:-
"Is there anybody there?"
Nothing happened for minutes, then, palm of my hand on the base of the tumbler it moved....
Quicker and quicker it circled the circumference in a specific method. I struggled to keep up as I wrote down the letters.
Finally the glass came to rest and exhausted and in a state of shock I sat back and looked at the message that I had written...
It read:-
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

*** !! I'd opened a tin of spaghetti hoops.