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Stevie Wonder

Stevie Wonder is playing his 1st gig in China and the place is packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice he asks if anyone has a request. One chap jumps out of his seat in the 1st row and...
11:01 Tue 19th Jul 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 17:59 Tue 19th Jul 2022
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Love, Lust And Marriage

Love, lust and marriage: LOVE -When you write poems about your partner. LUST -When all you write is your phone number. MARRIAGE -When all you write is cheques. LOVE -When your only concern is for your...
14:35 Mon 18th Jul 2022
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Petrol

I went into a BP garage and said 'Can I have a can of petrol for my BMW please?'. The attendant thinks for a minute and says 'Sure, it seems like a fair swap to me''
09:35 Mon 18th Jul 2022
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The Budgie

An aggressive budgerigar announced “I’m the greatest budgie in the world”. To challenge this theory, the owner placed the pet into the cages of a series of other birds of increasing size. The budgie...
10:53 Sun 17th Jul 2022
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Into Heaven

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it to St.Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful bloodcurdling screams. Don't worry about that", says St. Peter,...
17:03 Sat 16th Jul 20221 answer, last by Paigntonian 17:04 Sat 16th Jul 2022
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Phone Call

A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day. Colleen has been very difficult - I know I ought to be more firm, but it is hard. Well, you know how she...
14:34 Fri 15th Jul 2022
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Dirty Pictures

A man goes to a Psychologist and says, "Doc I got a real problem, I can't stop thinking about sex." The Psychologist says, "Well let's see what we can find out", and pulls out his ink blots. "What is...
11:57 Thu 14th Jul 2022
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The Queen's Visit.

Queen Elizabeth II was visiting one of New York's finest hospitals and during her tour of the wards she passed a room where one of the male patients was masturbating. "Oh God," said the Queen, "that's...
15:52 Wed 13th Jul 2022
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Dominoes

This young lad played dominoes with his workmates every lunchtime, and every lunchtime he'd win. He walloped 'em; he beat them hollow. Well, one day, the lads had had enough. After their dominoes...
11:29 Wed 13th Jul 2022
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Th Pharmacist

Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the pharmacist - he insulted me terribly this...
15:47 Tue 12th Jul 2022
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Job Interview

After years working as a railway porter, Tom gets an interview for the post of assistant signalman. At the interview he is told that there are two trains heading straight for each other at 100MPH what...
13:43 Tue 12th Jul 2022
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An American In The Uk

An American is holidaying in the UK and comes across a roundabout. Unsure as to what to do next, his mind reverts to US driving and he drives the wrong way round the obstacle. He is pulled over by the...
11:16 Tue 12th Jul 20221 answer, last by Canary42 12:37 Tue 12th Jul 2022
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The Zoo

One day long ago, a Czechoslovakian came to visit his friend in the UK. When asked what he wanted to see the Czechoslovakian replied, "I would like to see one of the zoos in England." To his delight,...
14:49 Mon 11th Jul 20221 answer, last by Chipchopper 18:20 Mon 11th Jul 2022
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Not Very Bright

Two not very bright chaps decide to run a pub but fail miserably. One of them suggests opening a brothel but the other is of the opinion that if they couldn't sell beer they'd never sell soup....
11:13 Mon 11th Jul 2022
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week starts at 7pm tonight(Sunday) British time. Just follow this link to join in the fun. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
17:01 Sun 10th Jul 2022
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Wee John

Wee John was always in trouble at school because of his bad behaviour and swearing. One day he came home and asked his Granda "what a have you got from the the bl***y war Granda" ... " Look John stop...
15:57 Sun 10th Jul 2022
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Winalot

I was in Tesco buying a large bag of Winalot for my Labrador Retriever and was in line at the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The...
17:39 Sat 09th Jul 20221 answer, last by davebro 17:56 Sat 09th Jul 2022
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A Blonde's Dream

One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor. Doctor: "What was your dream about?" Blonde: "I was being chased by a vampire!" Doctor: (giggles quitely) "So......
12:13 Sat 09th Jul 2022
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Stuttering

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she...
15:53 Fri 08th Jul 2022
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Thanks For Asking

A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while her Dad is reading the paper. "Where does poo come from?" she asks. The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is...
15:33 Fri 08th Jul 2022

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