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So I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it", he said "Those are pickled onions". ________ So I said to this train driver "I want to go to...
17:27 Mon 08th Aug 20221 answer, last by brian j john 19:14 Mon 08th Aug 2022
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Chinese Proverbs

Chinese proverbs Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give...
11:44 Mon 08th Aug 20221 answer, last by elliemay1 11:51 Mon 08th Aug 2022
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Moving House

A man called up a bird store the other day and said, "Send me 30,000 cockroaches at once!" "What in heaven's name do you want with 30,000 cockroaches?" "Well," replied the householder, "I am moving...
14:34 Sun 07th Aug 20222 answers, last by davebro 15:27 Sat 27th Aug 2022
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Brothel

Two old farm hands meet up in the village pub..... 'Hello George - not seen you in here for a while' 'No I been stuck up on the farm helping with all the lambing, anything exciting happening round...
08:38 Sun 07th Aug 2022
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Tesco Shopping

I don't how many of you shop at Tesco but this may be useful to know. I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out...
15:31 Sat 06th Aug 20223 answers, last by wolf63 20:41 Sat 06th Aug 2022
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Cemetery

Two little boys stole a load of apples from a neighbours apple tree. They decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping over...
12:15 Sat 06th Aug 20225 answers, last by Patsy33 17:55 Sat 06th Aug 2022
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The Trial

After a trial had been going on for three days, Harrison, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge's bench. "Your Honor, I would like to change my plea from...
16:36 Fri 05th Aug 2022
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Two Dogs

Her dog came in heat and she was concerned about keeping it and the male separated. But she had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off...
17:07 Thu 04th Aug 2022
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A Soldier

A soldier was stationed abroad and received a ‘Dear John’ letter from his girlfriend back home. It read: “Dear Harry, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too...
20:24 Wed 03rd Aug 20222 answers, last by Gramps82 08:52 Thu 04th Aug 2022
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

QUIZ of the week about to start. 7pm (British time) https://stin.to/f0blx#...
18:49 Sun 31st Jul 2022
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Car Wreck

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the bushes and hopped around the crashed car. The...
15:38 Sun 31st Jul 20221 answer, last by William51 17:36 Sun 31st Jul 2022
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Chance Meeting

A tired traveler pulls into a hotel around midnight. Very tired after a long day's trip, he asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man looks around and sees a...
14:24 Sun 31st Jul 2022
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Condom

Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only to catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding a condom onto his John Thomas in preparation for sex with his wife. Johnny's father, in...
13:07 Sun 31st Jul 2022
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Johnny At It Again

A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old son, who was ransacking an adjoining room. But finally, an extra loud clatter of bottles did...
11:24 Sun 31st Jul 20221 answer, last by ladybirder 11:27 Sun 31st Jul 2022
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Cheltenham Race

Riding the favourite at Cheltenham, a jockey was well ahead of the field. Suddenly he was hit on the head by a turkey and a string of sausages. He managed to keep control of his mount and pulled back...
15:48 Sat 30th Jul 20221 answer, last by William51 16:09 Sat 30th Jul 2022
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Friends

Two friends, a white guy and a black guy went to the doctor. Both were desperate for help ----------- The white man kept changing colour , pink, green, yellow, white etc. he felt like a lava lamp. The...
12:15 Sat 30th Jul 20221 answer, last by maggiebee 13:57 Sun 31st Jul 2022
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Life Or Death

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get in the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is...
17:36 Fri 29th Jul 20221 answer, last by naomi24 17:43 Fri 29th Jul 2022
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Sons

An Englishman an Irishman and a Welshman were in a pub, talking about their sons. My son was born on St George's Day," commented the English man. "So we obviously decided to call him George." "That's...
15:47 Fri 29th Jul 20222 answers, last by William51 19:15 Sun 31st Jul 2022
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His First Car

The first year student had just gotten a beat up old VW Beetle from his parents. He took it for a spin but misjudged the curve and overturned the car directly between the house of Mr. and Mrs. Smith...
16:11 Thu 28th Jul 20222 answers, last by William51 16:44 Sat 30th Jul 2022

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