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The Dead Donkey

A young man named Boris bought a donkey from an old farmer for £100.00, and the farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the following day. When the farmer drove up the next day, he said, "Sorry son, but I...
15:51 Mon 29th Aug 20221 answer, last by maggiebee 11:31 Fri 02nd Sep 2022
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Being British

One of the British national daily newspapers is asking readers "what it means to be British?" Some of the emails are hilarious but this is one from a chap in Switzerland... Being British is about...
13:22 Mon 29th Aug 20221 answer, last by Patsy33 15:12 Mon 29th Aug 2022
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Lady Biker

A frail old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door of a local biker club, and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answered the door. She proclaimed proudly,...
17:16 Sun 28th Aug 2022
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Tonight's quiz of the week starts at 7pm (British time) Only takes about 30 minutes and all easy questions, just follow the link below to join in the fun. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
16:00 Sun 28th Aug 2022
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Blackpool

I went to Blackpool on my holidays once, I went on a donkey. It took me 25 days to get there....
15:35 Sun 28th Aug 20221 answer, last by jno 15:40 Sun 28th Aug 2022
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Homeless

Walking through town this morning, I was impressed to see two new homeless people, reading the newspaper. As I walked past them, I heard one say, "It says here that Bruce Springsteen is travelling...
14:49 Sun 28th Aug 2022
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Cyclops

A cyclops, who was very sensitive to insults, was out shopping one day. While he was looking at the clothes through a high street shop window, 2 blokes stand beside him. One bloke says to the other...
12:31 Sat 27th Aug 2022
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Condoms

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and keptthe same tag-line... Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better Tesco Condoms - every little helps Nike Condoms - Just do it....
09:45 Sat 27th Aug 20224 answers, last by fbg40 14:56 Sat 27th Aug 2022
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Tourist

An American tourist in London wanders into a local pub, downs a few pints, then stumbles out of the door. After walking for a while, he finds himself in a posh residential neighbourhood with no public...
16:43 Fri 26th Aug 2022
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Church Sermon

A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist named Susan, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the male...
14:44 Thu 25th Aug 2022
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On A Flight

Taking his seat on a flight, a businessman is bemused to see a parrot in the next seat. The plane takes off and the man asks the stewardess for a coffee. As he does, the parrot screeches, 'Yeah, and...
14:35 Thu 25th Aug 20221 answer, last by dustypuss 14:48 Thu 25th Aug 2022
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Labrador

There's a Labrador by my front door shouting 'Buy!' and 'Sell!' into a mobile phone... I'm sick of dogs doing their business outside my house....
14:32 Wed 24th Aug 20224 answers, last by Hopkirk 22:22 Wed 24th Aug 2022
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Customer Support

Customer support: Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but...
12:37 Wed 24th Aug 2022
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In Court

Charlie was in court for a double murder and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner." A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You ***!" The judge...
17:20 Tue 23rd Aug 20221 answer, last by Gramps82 15:30 Wed 24th Aug 2022
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Schwartz

A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen! "I'm sorry...
14:27 Tue 23rd Aug 20221 answer, last by davebro 14:39 Tue 23rd Aug 2022
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Humpty Dumpty

HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again....
12:55 Tue 23rd Aug 20225 answers, last by mallyh 16:59 Tue 23rd Aug 2022
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Detector

I got my wife a metal detector as a present, but she didn't like it. Strange, as she always likes to dig up things from the past....
14:25 Mon 22nd Aug 2022
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Quiz of the week is tonight at 7pm. (British time) Just follow this link to join in the fun. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
16:54 Sun 21st Aug 2022
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Ventriloquist

Aussie ventriloquist An Australian ventriloquist visiting Wales, walks into a small village and decides he'll have a little fun. Aussie: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak with him?"...
12:05 Sun 21st Aug 2022
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Computer Speak

Before computer speak: Memory was something you lost with age An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano A web was a spider's home A virus...
11:57 Sun 21st Aug 20221 answer, last by Canary42 12:05 Sun 21st Aug 2022

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