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The Old Cowboy

An old cowboy sat down at Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He...
17:54 Thu 22nd Sep 2022
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Supermarket

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she...
12:30 Thu 22nd Sep 20222 answers, last by William51 07:11 Fri 23rd Sep 2022
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Thoughtful Scotsman

Did you hear about the thoughtful Scotsman who was heading for the pub ?. He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, "Sheila, put your hat and coat on, lassie". She replied, "Ach, John, that's...
14:30 Wed 21st Sep 20221 answer, last by Old_Geezer 15:05 Wed 21st Sep 2022
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My Alphabet

My Alphabet A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, C's the chest pains, perhaps car-d-iac? D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line! F is for fissures and fluid...
17:45 Tue 20th Sep 20221 answer, last by mallyh 19:30 Tue 20th Sep 2022
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Sharks

Why do Sharks circle you before attacking? Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son," the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the...
09:41 Tue 20th Sep 20221 answer, last by Ken4155 09:43 Tue 20th Sep 2022
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Painting

There was a Scottish painter named Smokey Macgregor who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go a wee bit further. As it happened, he got...
07:39 Mon 19th Sep 20224 answers, last by Patsy33 19:47 Tue 20th Sep 2022
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Ladies Seminar

A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands. Then they...
17:49 Sun 18th Sep 20225 answers, last by Hymie 20:39 Sun 18th Sep 2022
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Nhs

The British Medical Association has weighed in on Liz truss's health care proposals, as follows: The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The...
17:37 Sat 17th Sep 20229 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 12:12 Sun 18th Sep 2022
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In The Desert

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried towards the oasis, only to find a little...
15:10 Sat 17th Sep 2022
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Fun Facts

Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs. It's also their biggest import. ________ My boss told me that as a security guard it’s my job to watch the office. I’m on season 6 but I’m not...
14:48 Fri 16th Sep 20223 answers, last by Patsy33 16:57 Fri 16th Sep 2022
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Holidays

I'm ready for a holiday, only this year I'm going to do it a bit different. Three years ago I went to Spain and the wife got pregnant. Two years ago I went to Italy and the wife got pregnant. Last...
11:11 Fri 16th Sep 2022
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High Birth Rate

A little town in south Wales had a sensational birth rate and scientists decided to visit the place and find out the cause. So the sociologists, anthropologists, birth control specialists and other...
13:02 Thu 15th Sep 2022
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Child Birth

My wife was in labour when the nurse said it was time to push. She gave it everything she had, until a fart, that from sound and stench, had obviously followed through. She was mortified. "Don't...
18:45 Wed 14th Sep 20223 answers, last by Canary42 21:46 Wed 14th Sep 2022
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Tommy And The Accident

A strange event took place a few years back. Tommy was well known by all the townsfolk. He had been in the forces and had been invalided out, having lost an eye in a skirmish with the enemy. The...
15:23 Wed 14th Sep 2022
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Dog For Sale?

The poor man who lost his dog (due to old age). He decided - after a few weeks - to look for another companion for himself, and began searching the ads in a local paper. Eventually, after some...
12:17 Wed 14th Sep 2022
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Nudist Holiday

A family decided to try a nudist camping resort for a cheap holiday: On their first day there their young son went off to explore the site. Some time later he came back to the tent and said, "Wow,...
17:58 Tue 13th Sep 2022
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Neighbour

Whilst cleaning my car my nosy next door neighbour said, "I couldn't help noticing that you've decorated your front room, how many rolls of wallpaper did you buy?" I said "12 rolls" The following week...
15:16 Tue 13th Sep 20223 answers, last by Gramps82 09:05 Wed 14th Sep 2022
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How Embarrassing

A teenage boy was delivering papers to an apartment house. While there, a stunning young woman came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman...
11:55 Tue 13th Sep 2022

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