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Looking For A Job

A Liverpool man walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the counter and said 'Hi, I'm looking for a job'. The man behind the counter replied 'Your timing is amazing. We've just got...
11:29 Sun 02nd Oct 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 16:42 Sun 02nd Oct 2022
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Scottish Nhs

Do you ever worry about the NHS at all? You should - These are sentences actually typed by Medical secretaries in NHS Greater Glasgow 1. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 2. Patient has...
11:07 Sat 01st Oct 20226 answers, last by douglas9401 17:25 Sat 01st Oct 2022
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Hunting

A hunter went hunting one day in Scotland and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by a game warden who didn't like hunters. The...
19:22 Fri 30th Sep 20222 answers, last by Hopkirk 11:05 Sat 01st Oct 2022
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The Euro

A cross-section survey of 1000 people in the UK, made up of Afghans, Pakistanis, Indians, Poles, Iraqis, Somalis, Africans, Albanians, Bosnians, Turks, Geordies, Brummies, Glaswegians and...
09:54 Fri 30th Sep 20221 answer, last by Bazile 10:02 Fri 30th Sep 2022
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Drinling Bet

A Texan walks into a pub in Scotland and clears his throat to the crowd of drinkers. He says: "I hear you Scots are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give £500 to anybody in here who can drink 10 shots...
16:49 Thu 29th Sep 20226 answers, last by Bazile 10:57 Sat 01st Oct 2022
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Golfing

A man staggers into Accident and Emergency with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife," he tells the doctor, "when she...
13:09 Thu 29th Sep 20221 answer, last by Spicerack 13:15 Thu 29th Sep 2022
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Thoughts

What's all this nonsense about that 66-year-old Romanian woman being the world's oldest mum? So what? My mum's 97. ________ The saying goes, 'See a penny, pick it up, and all day long you'll have good...
15:23 Wed 28th Sep 20222 answers, last by Canary42 23:04 Wed 28th Sep 2022
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Football Fans

A primary teacher starts a new job at a school on Mersyside and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan. She asks her students to raise...
12:12 Wed 28th Sep 20225 answers, last by Canary42 16:43 Wed 28th Sep 2022
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Sex Education

A teenage girl come home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me?" "What's that?" asks her mother. "That babies come out of the same place where boys put their willies?"...
09:04 Wed 28th Sep 20221 answer, last by 1ozzy 09:06 Wed 28th Sep 2022
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Blacksmith

A bloke sees a job advert for an assistant farrier at the local blacksmith. He turns up for the interview and the boss asks him: "Have you ever shoed a horse before?" "I don't think so, says the...
13:18 Tue 27th Sep 2022
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Man Utd

One evening Erik Ten Hag's phone rings. It's the fire brigade telling him Old Trafford is on fire. "The Cups" shouts Hag. "Save the cups" "Don't worry sir" says the fireman " The flames haven't got to...
09:50 Tue 27th Sep 20225 answers, last by Ken4155 09:43 Wed 28th Sep 2022
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Carpool

It was John's turn to drive carpool into town on a day when a new member was traveling along for the first time. As they rode along he began to be suspicious of his new carpooling passenger. John...
14:13 Mon 26th Sep 2022
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Tonight's quiz starts at 7pm (British time) https://stin.to/f0blx#...
15:58 Sun 25th Sep 2022
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Bomb

A man runs into a pet shop and puts a bomb on the counter. 'You have 60 seconds to get out' he says as he runs for the door. "Oh ***" yells a Tortoise from the back of the shop....
15:48 Sun 25th Sep 20221 answer, last by Spicerack 16:02 Sun 25th Sep 2022
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Restaurant

I went to a restaurant. It was full. There was no place to sit and the wait was over thirty minutes. I took out my mobile phone, placed it to my ear, and said loudly, "Hey, get over here! She's here...
14:17 Sun 25th Sep 2022
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Scots Wedding

Two Scots, Archie and Jock are discussing Jocks wedding. "Ach it's all going well, I've got everything organised, I've even bought a kilt to be married in." Archie says, "That's braw, what's the...
07:59 Sun 25th Sep 20223 answers, last by 1ozzy 08:11 Sun 25th Sep 2022
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Drivers

This morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a Woman in a brand new BMW doing 75Mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner ! I looked away for a...
15:57 Sat 24th Sep 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 16:27 Sat 24th Sep 2022
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In A Bar

The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch please." The bartender hands him the drink and says, "That'll be five pounds," to which the guy replies,...
11:17 Sat 24th Sep 20223 answers, last by William51 17:26 Sat 24th Sep 2022
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Eskimo

A young Eskimo boy comes in from school. "Mum, what's for dinner tonight ?" "Vera Lynn", said his mother. "Ohhh, no - not whale meat again !!"...
13:45 Fri 23rd Sep 20221 answer, last by Patsy33 13:47 Fri 23rd Sep 2022
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Penguin

A Penguin rushed into a a shop and asked the shopkeeper. "Have you seen my brother ?". The shopkeeper said in response, "What does he look like ?"...
09:41 Fri 23rd Sep 20222 answers, last by Canary42 12:38 Fri 23rd Sep 2022

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