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Flasher

It was three o'clock in the morning, and the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off, when a little old lady came running towards her, screaming. "Please come quickly!" she yelled, "I just...
12:17 Tue 08th Nov 2022
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Shark

A British man was killed by a shark while on his honeymoon in Australia. Reports say he didn't suffer too long... As he was only married 3 days!...
19:47 Mon 07th Nov 2022
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University Studies

In 1993, the University of Chester did a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and £80,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than...
13:01 Mon 07th Nov 20223 answers, last by Canary42 21:14 Mon 07th Nov 2022
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

20 Questions quiz nite tonight at 7pm. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
18:46 Sun 06th Nov 2022
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Home Birth

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a torch high over her mummy so he could see while he...
15:56 Sat 05th Nov 20222 answers, last by Tilly2 16:03 Sat 05th Nov 2022
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I Can Solve Your Problems

Solving all your problems: 1. If you're choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself when...
19:47 Fri 04th Nov 20221 answer, last by Old_Geezer 19:50 Fri 04th Nov 2022
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Kid In The Store

The 12-year-old boy stood patiently beside the clock counter while the store clerk waited on all of the adult customers first. Finally he got around to the youngster, who made his purchase and hurried...
14:31 Fri 04th Nov 202215 answers, last by Patsy33 19:35 Fri 04th Nov 2022
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Illness

My best mate Steve passed away yesterday so I went to see his wife today. I said, "Look on the bright side, at least he's not suffering anymore." She said, "He wasn't ill, he died all of a sudden." I...
17:20 Thu 03rd Nov 20222 answers, last by Old_Geezer 17:22 Thu 03rd Nov 2022
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New Flooring

Two beefy men came to my house to install some new floor covering in the kitchen. Once they had moved the stove and refrigerator out of the way, it was not long before the job was done. As they were...
14:24 Thu 03rd Nov 20221 answer, last by Canary42 17:49 Thu 03rd Nov 2022
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My Car

I once bought a wooden car, with a wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, and wooden seats. I then put the wooden key in the wooden ignition. Doh!! The damn thing wooden start....
14:34 Wed 02nd Nov 202238 answers, last by michaelsmith003 04:54 Thu 03rd Nov 2022
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On The Loo

"Doctor whenever I go to the loo for a pee, I hear tinkle tinkle and when I look round I see a collection of coins at the bottom of the pan." "That's OK my dear, you are just starting on the change....
12:14 Wed 02nd Nov 2022
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Joe Biden

Mrs Biden bought Joe a parrot for his birthday. She told Kamala Harris, the deputy president "The bird is so smart, Joe has already taught him to pronounce over 200 words." "Wow. That's pretty...
12:38 Tue 01st Nov 20223 answers, last by Khandro 19:04 Tue 01st Nov 2022
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The Golfer

Golfer: “Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.” Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long?” ___________ Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.” Caddy: “Try...
16:14 Mon 31st Oct 20221 answer, last by albaqwerty 16:41 Mon 31st Oct 2022
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Apple

A 4-year old son was eating an apple in the back seat of the car, when he asked, "Daddy, why is my apple turning brown?" "Because," his dad explained, "after you ate the skin off, the meat of the...
14:59 Mon 31st Oct 20221 answer, last by maggiebee 15:03 Mon 31st Oct 2022
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New Car

A chap buys a new Mercedes he turns on the radio and nothing happens so he goes back to the showroom and shouts "When i pay £50.000 for a car i expect the radio to work" The salesman explains that the...
12:25 Mon 31st Oct 2022
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

The quiz of the week is tonight at 7pm. (British time) It will be a quick 20 questions all easy. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
18:41 Sun 30th Oct 2022
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New Girlfriend.

After dropping my new girlfriend home the other night after our first date, she told me I'd have to wait 3 months before she would have sex with me. I told her I totally understood and respected her...
17:59 Sun 30th Oct 20221 answer, last by Patsy33 18:07 Sun 30th Oct 2022
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Burglary

When Birkenhead resident Richie Haven's house was burgled recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was a white...
10:09 Sun 30th Oct 2022
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Lipstick

According to a news report, a certain private school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls had begun to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was...
17:42 Sat 29th Oct 2022

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